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This user is on a temporary sabbatical from editing until this user finds a job (gotta pay some bills).
I will, however, check my talk page and watch-list daily (mostly for the benefit of my adoptees, but please leave a note if you have any questions...).
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HammerHeadHuman is among the greatest and most modest of all Wikipedians. Though from the humblest of beginnings, HammerHeadHuman has risen to become the most influential contributer that Wikipedia has ever known. HammerHeadHuman's knowledge and influence is so widespread and awe inspiring that it has led some to doubt whether HammerHeadHuman should be considered an individual, and not a collective grouping of genius minds (similar rumors were sometimes echoed regarding Shakespeare and Homer).
[edit] Biography
Legend has it that HammerHeadHuman was born on the first day of winter, on the coldest day of the year. HammerHeadHuman's mother died during childbirth due to the massive girth of HammerHeadHuman's noggin. Though no one has seen HammerHeadHuman in more than three-hundred years, rumor holds that the abnormal cavities on each side of HammerHeadHuman's skull (to protect HammerHeadHuman's swollen brain) have given way to the nickname.
[edit] Origins
Because of HammerHeadHuman's giant cranium, children made fun of HammerHeadHuman. And HammerHeadHuman didn't like that so HammerHeadHuman strangled the children and destroyed their beautiful city of Atlantis. And they were like "Whoa," and HammerHeadHuman was like "Take that fuckers;" whoa was them. Determined to never be made fun of again, HammerHeadHuman's new purpose was to make HammerHeadHuman better so that it would be harder to make fun of HammerHeadHuman again. Thus our hero was born not out of love for humanity, but out of hate for all things that made fun of HammerHeadHuman.
[edit] The Future
HammerHeadHuman has dedicated HammerHeadHuman's life to the betterment of HammerHeadHuman. If HammerHeadHuman's research and work along the way can in some way help better human society then HammerHeadHuman is all for it. Did you actually read all of this garbage? Sweet. Then HammerHeadHuman's work is done.
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This user thinks that this userbox is lame, and wonders what it's author was thinking. |
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This user would like to try people someday. But their mother would kill them. |
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