User:Hamburgler557

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Currently 82nd in the Top 84 wrongly spelt hamburglAr pages. Click [1] to vote for my page.

Contents 1 The Face You See 2 The True Identity 3 Is IT True? 4 Hamburgler Sayings 5 My Favorite things

[edit] The Face You See

THE Hamburgler ^{[2] <- click that}

^{[edit] The True Identity}

^{Ever wonder what I look like without my mask? I'll give you a hint, a little something like this:}

^{[3] <- click that}

^{[edit] Is IT True?}

^{The following about Hamburgler557 are true:}

^{I am the real Hamburglar.}

^{I am a baseball pitcher. (hopefully become Pro, but probably not)}

^{I play guitar}

^{I am not very creative but not everyone is}

^{I am not funny in any way so don't tell me I am not funny,...I already know.}

^{I do like hambugers}

^{I like chinese food, life isn't about hamburgers}

^{I have never been to jail although I do have a nasty habbit of stealing hamburgers from Ronald.}

^{I hate people}

^{Fruit Punch is my favorite drink.}

^{I own a computer}

^{I play tick tack toe on a daily basis.}

^{AOL explorer sucks.}

^{I hate orange juice}

^{Come to think of it, I hate everything Orange}

^{I shave people's back hair for a nickle.}

^{Unless your backhair is orange, then its a quarter.}

^{I am better than the cookie monster in every way.}

^{If you hear a bump in the night, it's me.}

^{[edit] Hamburgler Sayings}

^{You've been hamburglarized.}

^{You aint got the buns.}

^{Yes, this is real 100% Wonder Bread.}

^{[edit] My Favorite things}

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^{That is my favorite magazine. Why? Look in the top left corner.}