User:Haddock420

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Thurgood: Hi, I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana.
Drug Addict: You in here for some marijuana? marijuana?! Man, this is some bull-shit!
Bob Saget: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke!
Drug Addict: I seen him!
Bob Saget: That's an addiction, man. You ever suck dick for some marijuana?
Thurgood: ...No, I can't say I have...
Bob Saget: Yeah, I didn't think so.
Drug Addict: Boo this man!

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This user believes that the use of LSD should be legal, state-sponsored and mandatory.
pi is 3!!! This user believes that pi is rational and has a value of the third factorial of 3.
prog-x This user is merely a humble programmer.


This user is a pyromaniac.
This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.
This user plays the guitar.
fan-3 This user loves Pearl Jam.
This user enjoys playing chess.
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
This user studies at the Solihull Sixth Form College.
This user wants to be your friend.
兔 This user was born in the year of the Rabbit.
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This user enjoys bicycling.
This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
This user is not drug-free.
sex This user believes in sex.

Yo, I'm vandlising my own user page, because I'm fucking stoned man. It's fucking hippy shit, man. Like, is this vandalism? I want it to be on my user page, and I probably will when I'm sober. Shit. I completely forgot what I was just talking about. Oh right, that. Well I don't care anymore and neither should you.

In the most stoned person in the room man. I'm so stoned, I'm playing the tublaphone, an instrument that doesn't even exist. You have to be really stoned to do that, man. Yo, I totally forgot. I was about to type a groundbreaking sentence and woosh, it's gone. Erased from existence forever.

Bummer.