User:Guysanchez

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Miguel Guillermo "Guy" Sanchez (born c. 2002), is a mass murderer of tasty animals, current member of the Planeteers, former WCW Heavyweight Champion, and an otherwise swell guy. He claims residence in your hometown and potentially is in your front lawn at this moment.

[edit] Childhood

He was born in a van by the river and raised by wolves in his native Ethiopia.

[edit] Oh snap! WEASELS!

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