User talk:Guerillamarketing
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[edit] Mobile01 are you a honeypot?
Mobile01, are you a Honeypot, like User:MONGO was/is, and User:Morton devonshire, is/was? How much are you paid? Guerillamarketing 13:31, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
- Hi there, and thank you for your question on my talk page.
- While I don't usually discuss my salary with strangers I will in this case, seeing as you were so polite in asking.
- I get an annual salary from Bridgestone Corporation of approx 500,000k US before tax. I also have a private jet which I use to move from country to country which allows me to log into Wikipedia with one of over 200 sock-puppet accounts.
- My job is to be totally focussed on editing Wikipedia and making sure that any entries are worded as favourably as possible towards Bridgestone. Because Bridgestone is a huge multinational and Wikipedia is so absolutely important, my company has decided that this is a cost effective way of keeping bad news from the whole world.
- We at Bridgestone realise that no one actually listens to the world radio or watches TV anymore, and the entire world only gets their information from Wikipedia. This makes it so vital that we keep all bad news hidden and why a giant company like Bridgestone would actually employ someone to edit Wikipedia.
- I hope this answers your question.
