User talk:Greatartista

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Hi this is Gladys Funknell from the Southwest Houston Lesbian society, and my group and I were interested in your advertisement. Would it be possible to have a guest speaker from your organization at our next meeting? Please contact me at 1-800-LES-BIAN or email at lesboandnotafraidtoshowit@hotmail.com at your earliest convienience. Thank you very much, Sincerely, Gladys Funknell

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My name is Eugene Walters and i just wanted to thank reverse for all the help they have given me. I had a fallout with my boyfriend about a month ago, and was up to here with my life situation. I called, spoke to a helpful representative by the name of Angie Mikhailavna, and was on my way to a straighter path of life. I was sick of always being viewed as the odd one out in group functions, never being regarded as normal. After just a few meetings with your organization, people started to look at me as "cool" and I have even been called "off the heezy" after my help from "reverse." This quick and easy approach to straightening out your lifestyle is one I would reccomend to everyone. Thanks reverse! Yours, Eugene W. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 98.197.33.242 (talk) 00:22, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Hello reverse this is, once again, Eugene W. and I have a confession to make. I have stopped attending your classes and something has gone terribly wrong with my orientation. Yesterday I was sitting on my doorstep waiting for the mailwoman (since reverse I have experienced an attraction to this member of the opposite sex) and not a woman, but a man shows up at my mailbox. When he leaned over to put the mail in the box, all of my hard work and training went out the door. I just couldn't resist! I was wondering if there's a spot left open in this week's class. I really want help, i can't transgress back into who i was, even if that mailman is a fine hunk of manliness. Thanks for your consideration Eugene W. P.S. Just fyi, the backs of mail cars are very roomy, and the letters provide extra cushioning! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 98.197.33.242 (talk) 01:01, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Reply: I am sorry you experienced such a turn of events. As our commercial states, we are always here to help you, so there will be about ten open seats this week in our class. To register for monthly sessions, please contact me at reverse.com. I fully understand how disappointed you must be and i share your grief. In 1990, i had a friend who suffered the same experience. My fried Marcella, only 13 at the time, looked down a girlfriend's shirt and fell in love. Her and Samalah (the one whose shirt she looked down) are still seeing each other. I truly wish you and the mailman good luck.

You can always put down the front seats of the mail truck also to make more room, just in case you did not know.

Sincerely,

Reverse sponser, Angie Mikhailavna

Hello, This is Raymond B. James from the Houston Gay Community. I absolutely loooooooooove your program! It is so classy! I love the ideas you propose!I'm absolutely crazy to reverse my orientation, so please contact me. This is what my mailman looks like... love it? Tell me you love it!

Ok hey guys i am in holland right now! How fun it is here! Ummmmm...i really have nothing to say except that i think that it sucks that they shut down this great webpage! It was so informative to the gay population. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.95.139.211 (talk) 19:05, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey guys, Sorry my home page was deleted! Apparently false advertising...but for now all of my ideas, comments, and user talk will be posted on the discussion page. I will update you on further changes regarding this site.

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