User:Gothic freak 666

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Brandon Micheal Rodearmel(April 5, 1992 - ) was born on April 5th, 1992 to his parents: Bill Rodearmel and Belinda Rodearmel. He grew up in Georgetown, Delaware and currently lives there today, like the rest of his life. He spends most of his time on the phone talking to his girlfriend, Tabitha Ray, or he is on the internet. He is gothic and during his live interview on MTV he said "I'm gothic and to you bastards who don't like it: fuck off!" He once appeared on American Idol, but he got kicked off because he got mad at Ryan Seacrest and kicked him in the balls. All the footage of his performance was destroyed undermideing his singing talents, and he was also seen on Fear Factor, but he also kicked the host in the balls and was kicked off, again, and was not awarded any prize money. In 1994, Brandon was accused of murdering Kurt Cobain after he had his second birthday party. In court it was determined that Brandon did not murder Mr. Cobain, but he did see him earlier that morning about four hours before his death. Brandon stated "When I arrived at his house he had a lot of heroine in his kitchen, so much that it filled up all his cabinets. I tried to convince him to stop and dispose of it all, but he attacked me and he had hit me in my arm, which is why its broken." After Mr. Cobain's death Brandon was the clergy at the funeral and one of his pallbearers. Now in present day, Brandon is living at his home with his mom and he is madly in love with his girlfriend.