Gorilla Bitez
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The Gorilla Bitez are animated shorts featuring the virtual band Gorillaz in different phases. 5 of them are of the Gorillaz in Phase 1, and two has been made of them in Phase 2.
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[edit] Phase One
[edit] Jump the Gut
Noodle and Del are betting to see if 2D will jump over Russell's 'gut'. 2D is on a tricycle, speeding up with his hands firmly on the brakes, while Russell is on the ground asleep, scratching his crotch. 2D peddles up a wooden ramp, but fails to jump over Russel's stomach and wakes him up, sending Del back into Russel and 2D soaring through the air. Russell stands up with money in his ear (which was Del's betting money) while Noodle is grabbing the money that Del dropped. Russel picks 2D up, and explains that if 2D keeps doing this, Russel is going to do that to him, and judges that none of them are going to make it out alive.
[edit] Quotes
Del: When he lets go on that break ,man. Its gonna be, like, Evil Knievel stunt bike plowin' through a whole platoon of two inch plastic German ground troops.
Noodle: Ok Del, I'll see your one thousand...and raise you five hundred. (Said in Japanese)
Del: Yeah well that's one bet you're gonna loose.
Del: He's never gonna clear that gut! Russell's been taxi catering all day and is becoming way overweight!
Del and Noodle: WHOA!
Russel: Ow!
Del: WHOAAAAAAA!
2D: Ow!
Russel: If you keep doing this, man, I'm gonna be jumping you next time you're asleep! And I don't think neither of us is gonna make it, ya' dig?
[edit] Hey! Our Toys Have Arrived
Gorillaz are sitting on the couch,bored,staring at their model toys. 2D says that they are useless, saying that his head doesn't wobble like the toy. Russel grabs hold of 2D's neck and shakes it, revealing that it does. Noodle is amazed, while Murdoc encourages him to do it again.
[edit] Quotes
2D: These action figures are useless! My head don't wobble like that.
Russel: Yeah it does, D. Look!
2D:*choke*choke*
Murdoc: Russ, Russ! Do it again! Hahaha!
2D: *coughs*
[edit] The Game of Death
Russel and Noodle are fighting. Noodle makes the 'bring it on' movement with her hand, as Russel steps into the room. Russell stamps down with both feet, causing his pants to rip, revealing his boxers. Noodle charges at Russel and knocks off his wig and sunglasses. While Russel bends down to get them, Noodle grabs his hands and flips him over. It reveals that 2D and Murdoc are using them as video game characters, and Murdoc complains that Russel is rubbish. Murdoc wants to play again while Noodle kicks his wig back on his head, and Russel sighs.
[edit] Quotes
Noodle: Punch! Kick! Kick! Kick! Jab, jab, jab! Come on big ox...
Russel: Its time for the beat down. Alright, I'm gonna bring it to you. Lets go!
Murdoc: Ow! Ow! Ow! Uh, my controller's broken!
2D: Well, you always say that.
Murdoc: Aw! That Russell character's rubbish!
2D: Ha, you always say that too.
Murdoc: Best out of 3?
Russel: Oh man!
[edit] Free Tibet Campaign
In this bite, 2D is sitting in meditation with other Tibetans outside the Chinese embassy in London, in protest at the treatment of Tibetans. At the end of the bite, a message is shown, which states "Free Tibet Campaign stands for the Tibetans' right to determine their own future. It campaigns for an end to the Chinese occupation of Tibet, and for the Tibetans' fundamental rights to be respected."
[edit] The Eel
Murdoc awakens from his sleep, dressed only in his underwear, only to find 2D with a mallet and an eel, trying to knock it out. Murdoc tells him to stop, but 2D explains that Russel wanted him to knock it out and cook it. When Murdoc tells him to let go of the eel, 2D announces that he is afraid of eels, and can't think of any other way to kill it. Murdoc then grabs hold of the eel, and takes it to the oven where he wants to 'melt its face.' 2D is still terrified of the eel, and begins to bite his nails. Russel then walks in, asking where his eel is. Murdoc makes up a lie, saying that it feels 'eel', and holds up the dead eel.
[edit] Quotes
Murdoc: For the love of sweet Satan, my head! Awwwww! Where's that banging..Stop that banging!
2D: It's this eel. Russel told me to knock it out, 'cause he's gonna cook it for the..
Murdoc: Stop it banging! STOP IT BANGING!
2D: I can't get it! It's all slippery! I ca-ca-can't kill it.
Murdoc: Can't kill it, What do you mean you can't kill it? I'll show you how to kill an eel! You grab the damn thing and melt it's face!
2D: No-no-no! No-no! NO!
Murdoc: Melt it's face! MELT IT'S FACE! Hahaarg!..
Russel: Yo Muds. Where's ma eel? Where's ma eel? Where's ma eel?
Murdoc: It don't feel too good. It feels 'eel'. Heehee..
[edit] Fancy Dress
[edit] Quotes
[All the Gorillaz are in costume. Murdoc is focusing the camera to take a picture of them]
Murdoc: Hang on, hang on! Oh yeah, that's it. Oh, this is gonna look great!
[Murdoc sets the timer and runs to take his place in the picture] Russel: Oh man, where'd you get that outfit? You can't go dressin up as a Goddamned Nazi. Cracker-ass.
Murdoc: Why not? I mean, if it's good enough for Lemmy, Keith Richards, and Leonard Nimoy, then it's good enough for me! Har, har!
Russel: Well, you ain't them.
Murdoc: Neither are they! I mean, whose idea was this, anyway?
Russel: It was yours! Well, I would never have chosen this outfit! I have an appreciation for fine clothes...hmm..petticoats an' stuff. Maybe some Diamonte shoes. Like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz.
Murdoc: Well, why didn't anyone tell ME it was crap?! [Murdoc's trousers fall down]
[edit] Phase Two
[edit] Gorillaz On Set
[edit] Quotes
[The band is taking a break on the windmill island, Feel Good Inc. is playing in the background]
Murdoc: I hate making videos.
2D: It could be worse.
Murdoc: Really?
[One of the birds lay a bomb on his right eye]
[Noodle is snickering behind 2D] 2D: That's supposed to be lucky, you know?
[edit] Gorillaz Talent Quest
[edit] Quotes
[The band is sitting on the S4AS room in Kong Studios, Film Music is playing in the background]
Narrator: The second wave has begun.
Narrator: Murdoc Nicalls. Bass player, bully boy, jailbird and ladies' man.
Murdoc: Oh, really?
Narrator: Hip-hop hardman Russel Hobbs, the drummer, his mind now lost in limbo.
Narrator: 2D, uh.. singer, pretty boy... halfwit.
2D: Hello.
Narrator: And young Noodle. Junior martial arts expert and Gorillaz' visionary.
Narrator: These are Gorillaz. Four people, one band, on one mission: To save the world from manufactured pop with a worldwide search to find fresh talents, new artists and the truly gifted.
Murdoc: Do it again.
Narrator: The prize, to become a Gorillaz collaborator.
Murdoc: I’ll tell you what mate, if all the world a stage, I get off it if I was you.
Russel: Hey yo! Give them a chance.
2D: Give me a chance, I’ll show you this fantastic trick.
Noodle: Shh! Be quiet, I'm working!
Narrator: Who or what are they looking for? Where will this competition lead? View the action online at www.gorillaz.com.
Murdoc: Come back when you something decent to show, and don’t forget to shut the face on the way out. [Laughs]
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