Gold Dust Gasoline

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Gold Dust Gasoline
Robot Chicken episode
Episode no. Season 1
Episode 3
Written by Mike Fasolo
Doug Goldstein
Seth Green
Tom Root
Matthew Senreich
Directed by Tom Root
Production no. 106
Original airdate March 6, 2005
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Gold Dust Gasoline is the third episode of the first season of Robot Chicken.

Contents

[edit] List of Skits

[edit] Heart Attacks

An old man, laughing at the heart attack of another, falls victim himself.

[edit] I Have Millions of These!

Dr. Patchet, sitting behind his desk, lights $100 bill on fire, saying, "I have millions of these!"

[edit] Noah's Rejects

The animals Noah left behind try to survive the flood in their very own ark. Those left behind include unicorns, dragons, cyclops, and minotaurs. A mermaid and merman laugh at their rickety ship, a dragon, however, gets his revenge by biting the head off the mermaid. Noah, explaining why they were left behind, says, "God hates freaks", and then goes to eliminate the pixie fairies who were accidentally let on board.

[edit] Close Encounter of the Pantsed Kind

An alien, disembarking his spaceship, simply pulls down the pants of an unsuspecting man, before reembarking in triumph.

[edit] Thirsty

A man drinks a bottle of drain cleaner with no ill effects.

[edit] Ape Smells Finger

Ape smelling finger gets horrible surprise.

[edit] Heart Attacks - part 2

The two men who had heart attacks, are now joined by about ten others lying dead on the ground. Another man is about to join them.

[edit] Roof Jumper

A boy jumps off the side of a building only once he hits the ground the impact causes his skull and torso to shoot out.

[edit] That '00s Show

Enjoy instant nostalgia with "That '00s Show."

[edit] Bring Out Your Dead

A bell-ringing Santa Claus, doesn't say "Ho, ho, ho" any longer. "Bring out your Dead" is his new saying.

[edit] Dodgeball

The ravages of this childhood scourge are briefly brought to light.

[edit] Chess Morality

One pawn admits that he's not about to die for some cause he doesn't believe in - just as he's moved across the board.

[edit] Disturbing Graph

A sales graph showing dismal returns causes upset to this executive.

[edit] "The Best Cowboy"

Mrs. McNally's third-graders produce an animated abomination in "The Best Cowboy." It is essentially a very poor claymation with simplistic characters, and the plotline hardly makes any sense at all. A spoof of a badly done claymation done by school children.

[edit] Inept Trapeze Artist

A trapeze artist plummeting to his death gets mild applause for his efforts.

[edit] 3 Fast 3 Furious

Dominic Toretto enters the world's most famous cars race in "3 Fast 3 Furious." The decapitated Ponch wins the race. J.J. McClure and Victor Prinzim (the two mysterious people that Dominic talked to earlier in the segment) arrive to award him the gift basket from Omaha Steaks and a $50 gift certificate from Best Buy. When Headless Ponch drops the basket, Dominic Toretto takes the basket without anyone noticing.

[edit] Outtakes

During the credits, outtakes from 3 Fast 3 Furious are shown with bad takes of hours of recording with Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise.

[edit] Cast/Voice Actors

[edit] Stoop!d Monkey

The monkey is about to whack a beehive with a stick.[1]

[edit] References & External links