User:Goatsmoke

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[edit] Quotation from the Sacred Tome of Goatsmoke, Canto XIV, The Cognomen

"Some may call me ally... Others may dub me foe... In spite of these foolish monikers and derisive epithets, I know myself only as Goatsmoke."

that is a cool saying! tlk 2 me

luv, --The lil lady with the hat 19:51, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Overview of Goatsmoke

Goatsmoke commands a pirate fleet of over four hundred million men, each armed to the teeth and trained expertly in the art of Ninjitsu. A small six-pirate squadron of his men can subdue a herd of steel, WMD-wielding dinosaurs. Its fleet, if commanded, can destroy the Sun in a matter of seconds.

Goatsmoke, itself, wields power of such a magnitude that his mere presence can shatter diamond. If it were to strike a person with only a trillionth of its full strength, that individual would be instantly cast into a vortex of unimaginable anguish and would be ripped asunder; any form of matter within 1500 miles of the doomed personage would be violated in every possible manner during a process which takes about a nineteenth of a second (although it'd seem as if it lasted billions and billions of years), before it finally ends itself in the most brutal fashion possible (no matter if the said matter was living or not).