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If you vandalise this page I'll come round to your house and break your legs!
That's what I'd look like in a
very ideal world
Hello fellow Wikipedians! My name is Ted Barlow (AKA. Ted Fox) I'll tell you a bit about myself if you want to know (please bear in mind I rarely take myself seriously and it is one of my ambitions in life to become an Uncyclopedia in-joke) I was born in Oldham in 1990 and have lived all my life in Moston in Lancashire, about a mile from Manchester (Don't give me all that 'Greater Manchester' crap) Although I want to move to Africa. I have an irrational hatred of Volkswagen Beetle's and the people who drive them (normally Trotskyite hippe vegetarians who couldn't afford anything better) I am the proud owner of a Betamax video recorder (Doovde?) I'm also a Furry and my fursona is a Red Fox (Come on you budding genetic scientists, work out a way to give me four legs, fur and a tail) My sexuality is rather weird, I consider myself bisexual (I don't consider myself a member of the 'gay community' though, I don't know any other LGBT people and I believe everyone is bisexual to some degree, But I've not admitted my bisexuality outside the internet because you get persecuted by both gays and straights) but I also think Wolves and Foxes are hot (even the government hates me for that) and I'm a vorarephile, which basically means I get off on seeing animals eat each other.
[edit] Stuff I like
Stuff I like includes Wolves, Foxes, Ancient Greece, Blackpool, Suits, Monty Python, Nationalism and Smoking, My heroes are Enoch Powell (I'm not afraid of having unpopular opinions) Jeremy Clarkson, Stephen Fry, Benito Mussolini, Isambard Kingdom Brunel (I love engineering, I've got a habit of taking things apart to see how they work, Then I'm normally unable to reassemble the bits) George Formby and Eric Arthur Blair (if you don't know who Eric is then I'm sure you will have heard of his pen name, George Orwell)
[edit] Countries I love and respect
This is basically a list of countries I like for various reasons, I think the first three should rule the world, I could make the list longer but I'll keep it to my top 5.
[edit] A journey into the weird and wonderful world of ME!
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This users favourite animal is the Red fox. (Vulpes vulpes) |
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This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. |
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This user loves yiff, and is probably a furry. |
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This user is a carnivore. When was the last time you heard of a vegetarian fox?. |
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This user is widely considered a spelling and grammar Nazi. He is sometimes erroneously considered a regular Nazi. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
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This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it. |
