User:Geoguy91

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I'm important. I don't know why.

Here's some important everyday info:

• Listen to Primus.

• If you think you can make it along in life without a significant other, WAKE UP FASTER THAN I DID.

• Listen to Rage Against the Machine.

• If you're a republican, the internet's not for Republicans. Go away.

• Listen to MC Hawking.

• There's more to life than Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Besides, the new ones suck compared to the first one. It had a better soundtrack.Well, I guess Underground 1 was good, but other than that...

• Listen to Dr. Dre, even if you don't think you like rap. Dr. Dre isn't rap. It's Gangsta Rap. New rap is crap.

• Fuck, That Laura Bush Daily Show thing was funny.

• Listen to random local music.

• If you want to start a band, don't be serious. Then you're either Emo or crap. If you're Emo, get a fucking life and quit crying about lost love that dumped you 9 years ago.

• Listen to The Vandals.

• Maddox kicks your grandma in the balls.The Best Page in the Universe.

• Listen to Comedy. Might I suggest Mitch Hedberg or George Carlin.

• Search "Obscure Band Names" on Google every once in a while, just to keep up on weird bands.

• Finally, Listen to Group X.