User:Geogre/Comic

"That's a vicious dog over there."

"Looks like just another dog, only kind of big, to me."

The "Neapolitan Mastiff" in question is writing articles and trying to get them right.

"It is vicious. Watch. I'll throw a rock."

The mastiff looks over.

"No, really! See? It's looking at me funny. I'll throw another rock"

"I dunno, maybe."

The mastiff growls and snaps at the rock thrower.

"See?"

"I don't know about before, but it's clearly being incivil now! I'd better throw something at it to calm it down."

The mastiff continues to snap at the rock hurlers.

"What the heck is that? I'll go get my gun and talk on my walkie talkie about this vicious dog."

"It isn't responding well to being clubbed! Get on the walkie talkie and call in more artillery!"

"We need to tase this creature, quick!"

"Yes, yes, yes, officers! I always said it was a vicious dog."

"What are you people doing? You're fools! You created this situation yourselves and want to punish someone for simply standing up against an attack!"

"We are doing a great job protecting the public from such vicious and unscrupulous users."