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Pure Awesome Accent
Pure Awesome (sometimes called just Awesome) is the best accent in the entire world. It is the accent spoken only by those who contain attributes of pure awesomeness. The region of origin is unknown, as it is currently hard to tell where pure awesomeness first originated, and currently, is spoken by only a handful throughout the world.
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[edit] Pure Awesome
Pure Awesome, unlike most common accents, has never been of any particular region. Rather, it is only spoken by the few humans on the earth who contain enough pure awesome attributes. Where other accents can be learned by any given enough time, Pure Awesome can never be learned by those not containing certain those certain attributes.
[edit] History of Pure Awesome
Pure Awesome is thought to be from the time before written history. Some try to argue it originates from Ancient Greek time, or more specifically, from Sparta, but others believe a few awesome cavemen spoke with this accent. Some scientist even believe that it comes from a time before humans, where some species of monkey contained enough awesomeness to use this accent. There is a very intensive research experiment that has been running for a while, where many famous scientists are examining various wild and tame monkeys for accents, to see if any speak with a Pure Awesome Accent.
[edit] Phonology
[edit] Consonants
A table containing the consonant phonemes is given below:
| Bilabial | Labio- dental |
Dental | Alveolar | Post- alveolar |
Palatal | Velar | Glottal | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nasal | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Plosive | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Affricate | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Fricative | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Approximant | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Lateral | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA | PA |
Where PA = Pure Awesome. All consonants are spoken with pure awesome in mind.
[edit] Vowels
The Monophthongs sounds of Pure Awesome are shown in the table below:
| Monophthongs | Front | Central | Back | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| plain | rhotacized | |||
| Close | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Near-close | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Close-mid | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Mid | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Open-mid | PA | PA | PA | PA |
| Near Open | PA | PA | PA | PA |
Where PA = Pure Awesome. As with the consonants, all vowels of Pure Awesome are spoken with pure awesome in mind.
[edit] Dipthongs
The diphthongs of Pure Awesome are shown in the next table:
| Diphthongs | Offglide is a front vowel | Offglide is a back vowel |
|---|---|---|
| Opener component is unrounded | PA | PA |
| Opener component is rounded | PA | PA |
Where PA = Pure Awesome. Again, all diphthongs spoken in Pure Awesome always have pure awesome kept in mind.
[edit] Characteristics
Pure Awesome, unlike other accents, can never be learned by those who do not contain qualities of pure awesomeness. Those who are awesome enough to speak it, though, are very easy to spot. It is a very seductive accent, and those who speak it draw in crowds of followers, wherever they are. The followers are so seduced by this accent, that if spoken well enough, they will do anything the speaker of Pure Awesome tells them to.
[edit] Qualities of Awesomeness
Qualities required to speak in Pure Awesome consist of:
- Awesomeness
- Awesomeness
- Pure Awesomeness
- And Some More Awesomeness
[edit] See also
- Wikipedia:Your first article
- Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion
- Wikipedia:Vandalism
- Wikipedia:List_of_bad_article_ideas
- Wikipedia:1000_things_not_to_write_your_article_about
[edit] References
- DeadHead (2008). "His Brain".
