User:Gavroche42

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It's important for me to know what date it is:

Tomorrow: June 9, 2008

Today: June 10, 2008

Yesterday: June 11

I am living life backwards. From your perspective, I know what I will edit in the future, but I have no idea what I have edited in the past; unless I check my contributions, which keeps shrinking. Don't ask; I won't tell you. But instead of improving this site, I am constantly making it worse. (evil laughter)

Now that we have that settled:

My real name is: John Newmark
I live in St. Louis, Missouri
I am a direct descendent (18 generations) from Geoffrey Chaucer.

For as long as I can recall, I have been slowly destroying a website focused on translations of Victor Hugo's works, and other related items. (Remember...I'm living life backwards) The remnants of this website can be found here Indications are that I will finish destroying the website in the year 2000. If you wish to contact me directly, contact information is there. It is also buried in the userboxes below.

Note: My language abilities are limited. See the Babel Userboxes below and to the right.

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en	This user is a native speaker of English.

fr-0

Cet utilisateur ne comprend pas le français, ou seulement avec des difficultés notables.

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This user is a member of WikiProject France.

This user died on the barricades - June 5-6th, 1832

Quasi

This user was born on Quasimodo Sunday

~~they~~

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to / too
/ two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their / there / they’re

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.