User:Gabriel Texidor

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[edit] El Compa, El Texi (seh, seh!), Resident Casa 299, El Texinator, GABI TEXI!

Hello! My name is Gabriel (I won't say anything else). I'm a Puerto Rican writer, currently a recent teenager and aiming for a higher education with the goal of cleaning up the dirtiest social situations in the world (politics, teenage sociology, international relations, compulsive adult corruption etc.).

[edit] Wiki User???!!!

Wikipedia I ran across one day while searching for information on the band Pink Floyd for a school essay. They helped me so much that I currently am planning on funding a class that focuses on the study of Pink Floyd. Also,I have a prediction of how Wikipedia will soon contribute to the distribution of helpful and educational information across the globe to the millions that stare into a computer monitor. I am fully bilingual in English and Spanish (exotic! I know) and I know a couple of words of Russian (though not enough to fill up a sentence).

[edit] TEENAGE LOBOTOMER

Unlike my peers, I didn't just reach puberty. I matured.

That quote is a reminder of a blessing... and, you know, a curse. Lots of kids don't know why I act the way I do (with the "fancy talking" and "long words"). I'm a bit of a nerd, you know, the glasses, acne ridden face, etc. but I could also say I'm a bit eccentric, if I do say so myself.

It became a bit of a fact that I was more educated and aware than most of my other classmates (even other nerds). I was a bit of an outcast, but I hung out with a group of friends. I was rather happy as an outcast. You see, there was a paradox at my school... it was the epitome of the high school social ladder, with it's "popular crowd", it's "Goths" and "Nerds" etc... but there was a catch: no one, and I mean no one wanted to accept that fact! No one ever realized they were satire themselves!

Hell, we stereotyped Americans for being stereotypical, ignorant cockroaches when they themselves were too! Rich kids making jokes about how rich people shit green, because they eat plates worth at least $50.00, Emo kids making fun of the whole Emo subculture and the whole dark and depressing stuff, it was nuts! And they never realized it!!!

It was hilarious to me! I don't think I could have explained them anything much either (almost everyone was an ignorant little punk). Still, a lot of the kids were nice kids. All of the girls were beautiful and unique in at least one way, the boys were strong and determined (and a lot were pigs too).

You could say I became individuated faster than my other class-mates. Guess the stuff they say about growing out of fads and cliques and that kind of stuff is the pure truth. I tried to fit in a couple of times, but when I realized it was detrimental to my social health, I calmed down a little bit. Seriously, you should grow up very fast. I actually enjoy not being a "kid" (though it was definitely fun). In fact, it kind of scares me to know how... empty I was as a kid.

[edit] Branded in the U.S.A

I moved out of Puerto Rico a couple of months ago to the U.S of A. I think I'm only one of 300,000 other families leaving the island (La isla del encanto is not as enchanting as people say it is). I miss a lot of kids from my old school and I miss my blood and sand, Puerto Rico... but hey, I'll be back there in a decade or so.

personal information
This user is male.
This user is of Cuban ancestry.
This user is proud to be Puerto Rican
This user is short-sighted.


This user can lick his/her own elbow.
This user believes they are unique, just like everybody else. =]
Chuck Norris
This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...
Hobbies
This user plays baseball.
This user enjoys playing chess.
LIT
This user's favourite subject is Literature.
This user is a bibliophile.
Big Brother is watching this user.
Quoth this user, "Nevermore"
This user couldn't care less about football.
This user enjoys rifle shooting.
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AYB This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.
GTA This user plays games from the Grand Theft Auto series.
! This user plays the Metal Gear series.
Movie Likes
W Can you dig it? This user can.
007 This user likes his martinis shaken, not stirred.
This user named their rifle Charlene.
This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.
Eraserhead This user believes that in Heaven, everything is fine.
GGR
This user knows that coffee's for closers.
ND This user voted for Pedro.
This user's got a case of the Mondays.
This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.



TDR This user wants some Tutti-fuckin'-Frutti!
This user is the strange. WATS
The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
language skills
en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
es Este usuario tiene el español como lengua materna.
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ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.
Education
This user survived Catholic school!
hs This user is a high school student.
TV
This user has a television set.
This user prefers cable television over satellite television.
' This user is a fan of The Three Stooges. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!!


Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
BDKS
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FG
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[adult swim] This user likes to watch Adult Swim.
ATHF This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
This user demands you Respect my authoritah!
SP
This user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.
Anime and Manga
666 This user's dream is to CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
This user is a fan of Minako Aino.
~_~ This user is a definite fan of Anime.
*_* This user loves manga.
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CB This user is a Space Cowboy.
This user is a fan of the Dragon Ball franchise.
FLCL
This user's head is an N.O. channel.
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SC This user will take all you bitches on!
This user has been spirited away.
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This user is a member of the Straw Hat Pirate Crew.
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ひな
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fan-3 This user thinks that Daisuke Niwa is the greatest character of all time.
Interests
This user enjoys writing.
BOOK
This user is working on publishing a book.
This user enjoys playing
blackjack.
' This user is interested in humanism.
This user is a cat lover.
This user has a pet dog.
This user thinks sheep are cute.
This user is a runner.
ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
This user likes Davy Crockett.
The Far Side This user reads The Far Side.
This user is informed by The Wall Street Journal.
This user is informed by The New York Times.
This user is a member of Wikipedia.
Beliefs and Standings
This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.
This user loves Jesus Christ.



This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
This user is not gay, but supports gay people.


This user is heterosexual.
This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend.
"Sanity is not statistical"

- George Orwell, Nineteen-Eighty Four

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
This user supports Don Quixote, and therefore opposes the use of wind power.
This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
This user believes global warming is a reality we will have to face.
This user wants to TAX THE RICH to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.
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¥ €
This user knows that there are
2,000,000 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.
This user rejects any violence towards women.
This user finds censorship offensive.
Music
This user is a drummer.
This user believes Bagpipes are
underused and underappreciated.


This user enjoys listening to real metal.
Image:saxophone-icon.svg This user enjoys jazz music.
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This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
This user enjoys reggae.
This user listens to Goa and psytrance.
' This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.
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This user does not like blink-182.
BS
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ZOSO This user takes the stairway to heaven.
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DC
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This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.
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JP This user is breaking the law.
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CC
This user was eaten back to life.
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This user is a Soul Man.
This user is a fan of the Eagles.
M This user is the Master of Puppets.
This user likes all types of music.
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This user is a fan of The Howard Stern Show.
FM
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This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.