User:Furrykef/Plans for world domination
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Let's see... after I become sysop, my first plan is to delete everything. All of it. Yes. Yes, all of it. All of it, everything. If it's there, it'll be deleted. And then... and then I'll ban everyone! Then I'll DoS the server, too, just to be sure! Oh, oh, oh, and I'll detonate a nuclear bomb at the Wikimedia headquarters, too!! Muahahahahahaha! And then -- and then I'll go over to the White House and... yeah, I'll blow that up, too! Wa ha ha! And then I'll give everybody a copy of Manos: The Hands of Fate and force them to watch it! Without the MST3K commentary! And at half the speed!! It's genius!!! Exclamation point!!!! Ah, where was I? Oh, yes, then we take the banana and --
Huh?
Hey, you!
Yeah, you!
Just who do you think you are, anyway? An admin or something??
Oh? Y-you are? Well! Um, you didn't read anything here. This page does not exist. And vote for me. Yeah. That's the ticket.
- Kef
This page was, of course, a joke, when people were voting on me (see the "anonymous" edit at Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/furrykef -- that was really me, of course). It was particularly in response to how CryptoDerk, who nominated me, likes to thoroughly investigate a candidate.
