User:Funnybunny/Quotes
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[edit] Quotes
This is a section of quotes (mostly from Family Guy) that I like. You can add some yourself too, ya know! :)
- Wikipedia is currently at war. Though, there are so many wars Wikipedia always solves, like edit wars, block wars, revert wars, you name it! But there is always one war Wikipedia will never win and it started ever since Wikipedia was created and will never end. It is the infamous War on Vandalism. -Me
- In The OC, there's no such things as closed doors. -Me
- One...Hundred...Billion...Dollars! -Doctor Evil
- I prefer a hunka, an extra slice of chunka, I prefer a hunka... cheese! If you get up and go as got up and went...-Cheese Guy in Family Guy, Petarded
- You make the Pope look like a fool, God will make you pay... SMITE THEM! ...... he's-a cookin' something up. -Pope in Family Guy, Road to Europe
- My future belongs on Jolly Farm! -Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Road to Europe
- You really think that, don't you? Brian Griffin in Family Guy, Road to Europe
- ..And if the City expects me to pay my parking fine, they're DREAMING! -Stu Griffin in Family Guy, Stewie:The Untold Story
- I bought some gifts for you, they're up in my bum. -Peter Griffin
- Good, good. -Roach from Family Guy-New Next Door Neighbors
- I'll be in the basement. -Brian Griffin
- Doing what? -Lois Griffin
- What do you think? -Brian Griffin
- So it's a shouting match you want, Quahog? Well game on! AAAAAHHH AAAAAAAHHH! I'M WINNING!!!! -Mayor Adam West
- So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?-Fry
- You wish. You're in Los Angeles!-Professor Farnsworth
- But there was this gang of ten-year-olds with guns.-Fry
- Exactly, you're in L.A.-Leela
- But everyone's driving around in cars, shooting at each other.-Fry
- That's L.A. for you.-Bender
- But the air is green, and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever.-Fry
- He just won't stop with the social commentary.-Bender
- Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic accord with ambassador Kong of Nintendu 64. -President Richard Nixon in Futurama.
- I have a plan, a plan so complex, my brain will explode the minute I start to know what i'm talking about. -My brother imitating John Kerry.
- I have a plan to make MORE plans! -My brother imitating John Kerry.
- I'm John Kerry, and I approve that my face is uglier than anything you'll ever see in a thousand years. Me immitating John Kerry.
Fact: Few-None of these are even remotely funny.. Especially the John Kerry quotes. Wikipedia should delete this
