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Have I Got News for You is a topical news quiz shown on British television, which is produced by Hat Trick Productions and is a flagship programme for the BBC. It began broadcasting in 1990 on BBC 2, with Angus Deayton as the host and two regular panellists Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. Since 2002, the show has been hosted by various celebrities, politicians and newsreaders.
The programme adopts an irreverent tone towards individuals in the public eye, including the politicians and celebrities who appear on the show as guests. This has caused the programme problems in the past, where satirical comments made by panellists have lead to it being sued for libel.
The programme is currently broadcasting its 33rd series on BBC 1, and the BBC have confirmed that the show will run until at least the 38th series in 2009.[1]
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[edit] Format
Have I Got News for You began on BBC Two on 28 September 1990 and transferred to BBC One in October 2000. Two series are made every year: the spring series between April to June comprises eight episodes and the autumn series between October to December contains nine, with a one-week break for Children in Need.
Over an hour's worth of material is recorded for each 30-minute programme on Thursday evenings for broadcast on Friday, allowing the programme to remain topical while the BBC's lawyers have time to request cuts of potentially libellous material. In recent years, the late-night weekend repeat has occasionally contained extra material from the week's recording. This became a permanent feature from the spring 2007 series, with the repeat having a running time of 40 minutes, and being titled (in the TV listings) Have I Got a Bit More News for You.[1]
The programme is recorded at the London Studios, former home of London Weekend Television, although the 2001 Election special episode was recorded at BBC Television Centre on the Friday morning after the election. The quiz aspect and scores are largely ignored in favour of the panellists' witty exchanges and jokes, and the format seems to change frequently.
[edit] Opening
Proceedings usually begin with a one-liner. In the time of Angus Deayton, these took the form of such quips as:
- "Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager does for Sunday mornings."
- "Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that does for comedy."
More recently, with the guest presenters, these have been amusing comments referring to the hosts themselves, such as
- "Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You. My name is Boris Johnson and when I last appeared on this show, I complained that it was fully scripted and rehearsed. I'd now like to complain, in the strongest possible terms, that it isn't."
- "Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You. My name is Dara Ó Briain. Yes, it's only a week after the General Election and already an immigrant is doing this job... You really should have listened to Michael Howard."
- "Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You. My name is Alexander Armstrong, and if I seem familiar to you, it's because I'm a regular on ITV. Footballers' Wives, Coronation Street, Emmerdale. You name it, I've done some adverts in the middle of it."
In one episode, guest host and British Indian comic Sanjeev Bhaskar opened the show in Punjabi.
Following this, "In the news this week...": three video clips are displayed, each supplied with a scripted, humorous caption from the host. The chairman then proceeds to introduce that week's guests, with some kind of jocular remark for each.
[edit] Main section
The main section of the show comprises several rounds, although, as noted above, this is liable to change. They usually consist of the following:
- The "Film Round" is first, in which silent news video clips are played to the teams, who then identify them and add their own views, including rants and jokes on vaguely relevant subjects.
- Next, the "Tabloid Headlines" round, in which the panellists must identify and comment on the stories of the week from sufficiently pun-filled tabloid headlines.
- In recent series, the latter has been replaced with either the "Picture-Spin Quiz", where a picture is spun around and the teams have to guess what news story it is related to or the "Wheel of News", in which the host spins a wheel and the teams have to guess how the resulting person or object is relevant to the week's news.
- In some cases it could even be some kind of topical buzzer round, but is sometimes replaced with a quiz game pertinent to the current guests, for example a mock Mastermind game when Magnús Magnússon appeared and a "Kick Blair's Butt" quiz when Boris Johnson MP guest hosted for the first time.
- Next comes the "Odd One Out" round where four personalities, characters or objects are presented to a team, whereupon it must identify the interloper, and the topical, amusing or ridiculously obscure link between the other three. In one episode, Merton's "Odd One Out" selection consisted of 16 images and in another, the round comprised four photos of Michael Howard.
- After that tends to come the "Missing Words" round, where newspaper headlines are displayed, with choice words blanked out. The panellists then suggest what these could be. Also usually featured is an obscure "guest publication" from which some of the headlines are taken. In the past, these have included Goat World, Arthritis News, International Car Park Design and Diarrhea Digest. Examples of Missing Words are "I'll take Edward up the _____", "Church may be forced to sell _____" and "PM sucked into _____".
- Occasionally, just after the final scores are read out, there is a Caption Competition, where potentially amusing pictures are shown, to which the panellists are invited to provide an apt headline.
Despite the fact that Merton is a comedian and Hislop a current affairs magazine editor, the former usually wins, often by answering questions that were actually addressed to the other team.
[edit] Rounding off
Deayton typically rounded up the scores with amusing summaries, such as "This week's dog's dinners are [...], while this week's dog's bollocks are..." He also awarded 'prizes': for example "So, for our winners: the chance to go to Michael Portillo's constituency and see the count. For our losers: the chance to retype that sentence without the spelling mistake." The host then thanks the guests and, starting with "I leave you with news that...", provides scripted, satirical captions to a further few pictures, and ends with "Goodnight".
[edit] Participants
[edit] Angus Deayton
[edit] Ian Hislop
Hislop is the only person to have appeared in every episode of the programme. On June 2, 1994 he sat through the recording whilst suffering from appendicitis, and returned to hospital for an appendectomy immediately after it was finished.[2]
[edit] Paul Merton
[edit] Guest Presenters
The original line-up, from 1990 to 2002, was Angus Deayton as chairman, with Ian Hislop, the editor of Private Eye, and comedian Paul Merton as team captains. Each captain is accompanied by a guest, often a politician, journalist or comedian.
Merton took a break from the show during the eleventh series in 1996, making only one appearance as a guest on Hislop's team. Following allegations linking Deayton with prostitutes and drug use in UK tabloids in 2002, the host was asked to resign from the show. Merton hosted the first episode after Deayton's departure, and a series of guest hosts appeared for the remainder of the season. Hislop, therefore, is the only person to have appeared in every episode — despite suffering from a burst appendix shortly before one edition and having to go to hospital immediately afterwards.
Having a different guest host each week proved successful, with average audience figures increasing from 6 million to 7 million, and it was announced in June 2003 that it would be a permanent feature of the show.
[edit] Notable moments
right|frame|The Very Best of Have I Got News for You DVD cover. L-R: Ian Hislop, Angus Deayton, Paul Merton.
- One of the biggest laughs of the show's first year came when the Missing Words round posed the question '"I made Thatcher ____ ", boasts Nigel', to which Merton (perhaps spurred on by the presence of Tony Slattery on Hislop's team) suggested, "Swallow?" Deayton replied, "No, it's not a reference to food."
- When forced to apologise to Ernest Saunders for suggesting his bout of Alzheimer's, which got him released from prison (after 10 months of a 5-year sentence) and from which he had subsequently recovered, seemed a bit too convenient, the show (via Deayton) added that Saunders was a swindler and con-artist. As he had originally been jailed for fraud, he could hardly complain again.
- When Roy Hattersley failed to appear for the 4 June 1993 episode — it was the third time he had cancelled at the last minute — he was replaced with a tub of lard (credited as "The Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP"), as it was "imbued with much the same qualities and liable to give a similar performance". The Tub of Lard was on Merton's team and, though Hislop suggested things were too formal and suggested he call the 'guest' "Tubby", Merton insisted: "Mr Lard to you." He and the lard went on to win. This was despite the fact that Merton's team's questions were made deliberately hard — especially those directly posed to his 'guest'. The Missing Words round featured foreign headlines, in languages such as French, German, Russian and even Japanese. The final one was in English, but the entire headline had been blanked out. As part of Comic Relief in 2001, the charity programme Have I Got Buzzcocks All Over, a combination of HIGNFY, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and They Think It's All Over, had a round called "Feel the Politician", in which Roy Hattersley appeared holding a tub of lard.
- For Series 7, Episode 8, in 1994 Salman Rushdie was a guest. He almost did not get to be on the show. When his police guards were asked if it was possible for Rushdie to do a quiz show in 1994, they at first refused, but when they heard it was Have I Got News for You they changed their minds because they liked the show. Rushdie later said his son was more impressed that he had been on Have I Got News for You than of anything else he had done.
- In a 1995 episode, featuring noted British impressionist Mike Yarwood, the panellists were instructed to mimic various famous people. By a method of "random selection", the first one was Harold Wilson, which had been intended for Yarwood, but Paul Merton wanted to do it himself, as he claimed, "We need the points". Also in that round, Ian Hislop was made to do an impression of bald pop star Jimmy Somerville, whom, it had long been joked, he resembled. Hislop noted afterwards, "I can't see myself doing Question Time again."
- When Piers Morgan was a guest in 1996, he came across as very thin-skinned and demanded the others (and in particular, Hislop) cease their "vindictive attacks" on him as he "demanded his privacy". Clive Anderson (replacing Merton as team captain that week) scathingly joked that the Daily Mirror was now, thanks to Morgan, almost as good as The Sun, and when asked by Morgan, "What do you know about editing newspapers?" replied, "About as much as you do". In what was not Morgan's finest moment, when shown his question in the Odd One Out round (Rupert Allason; Sting; a koala; Geoffrey Clements) he responded, "Is the answer 'jam'?" in reference to a joke made by Eddie Izzard the previous week, saying, "Last week Eddie Izzard said it and everyone roared with laughter as if it was hilarious." Hislop retorted that Izzard got a laugh because "People like him". Morgan responded to this by attacking Hislop saying, "Don't play the popularity line with me, Hislop", before appealing to the audience: "Does anyone like him?" When the audience responded loudly in favour of Hislop, Morgan appeared to be humiliated. In fact, what completely ruined Morgan's appearance on the show was that, as revenge for being largely ignored or shrugged off, Clive Anderson proceeded to scathingly joke about Morgan, despite the fact Morgan was on the same team as him. In his autobiographical book "The Insider" Morgan claims that he was joking throughout and was surprised that viewers took the arguments seriously.
- Conservative Member of Parliament and journalist Boris Johnson has had several memorable appearances on the show, which arguably raised his public profile and later led to him being asked to be a guest presenter. The first, in 1998, Johnson seemed to take the ribbing in good humour and eventually admitted defeat and announced that he wanted it "on the record" that he'd "walked straight into a massive elephant trap". In a later appearance in 2001 he was subjected to a spoof round of Mastermind where he managed to get his name wrong before being asked questions on the then leader of the Conservative Party, Iain Duncan Smith, ending up with a score of 0.
- On one occasion Merton looked upwards (with a thoughtful expression on his face). The scene then switched to a "daydream" of Merton and Hislop skipping through a sunny field and smiling. This rather nonsensical aside drew laughter from the audience, as well as the two guests. These clips were reused in the episode hosted by Joan Collins, in a mock-up of the opening credits of Dynasty.
- When ex-MI5 agent David Shayler was a guest on the show in 2000, a television set was placed on the desk, showing him in a studio elsewhere — supposedly in Paris, where he was in hiding from Official Secrets Act charges. Merton, upset by the idea (a guest on a two-second delay worked against his theory that comedy is based on timing) switched the set off at one point. Later, in protest, he left his seat, and proceeded to shake hands with audience members in the front row, before collecting a newspaper and settling back down to read it. In addition, the feed was "interrupted" at one point (as Shayler began to 'reveal' a mock-secret) by a five-second sequence involving a naked woman and a ferret. This was a reference to an incident whereby the then recently-launched Channel 5 was interrupted by pornographic television transmissions from France. When the show is repeated, the sequence is replaced by one of people playing tennis in a nudist colony.
- When Sir Elton John failed to appear as billed in 2001, he was replaced by a "look-alike" called Ray Johnson, who never spoke. Each time the scores were recapped, captions appeared on the screen, advertising, praising or saying something about Ray, whilst at the same time, saying something derogatory about Elton, for example, how Ray would never let anyone down, "unlike Elton. Bastard." Ray was credited as Ray "Elton John" son.
- On the episode where the main news story of the week had been the allegations about Deayton, the presenter was made the butt of almost every joke. The show opened as normal, but as soon as he asked Hislop the first question, Merton said, "This has been one news story of the week but the one I'm really interested in, Angus, is..." He and Hislop then managed to turn nearly every subsequent question into a comment on Deayton's behaviour. Towards the end of the show Merton pretended to apologise for his behaviour and on behalf of his opposing captain for going to the trouble of bringing in newspapers showing the headlines, before unzipping his jacket to reveal the relevant News of the World front page printed on his t-shirt.
- The first real 'guest' presenter was Anne Robinson, and at the beginning of the show, during her opening greeting, she pointed to the fact that on a previous show Paul Merton had mocked her about her famous wink that she did on Points of View and The Weakest Link, saying that it made her look like she had had a stroke. So after declaring that there were no hard feelings, she proceeded to give Ian Hislop five points. However, when Hislop made continual Robert Maxwell references during the course of the episode (alluding to the large payments Robinson received from her former employer), she gave Merton more points. Merton then went on to lampoon The Weakest Link ("I only watch the last five minutes because The Simpsons comes on afterwards. It's nice to see some animation on the television screen"). In another reference to The Weakest Link, Merton shouted "Bank" at a random point.
- The final show of the second guest-presented series, in 2003, was hosted by Bruce Forsyth. Forsyth's game-show trademarks and clichés were parodied during the show. He opened with a modified version of his famous catchphrase, "Have I got news for you, for you have I got... NEWS!" Rounds included "Play Your Iraqi Cards Right" (a parody of Play Your Cards Right) and, instead of the usual Odd One Out round, one in which the contestants had to remember a number of items on a conveyor belt (including the obligatory cuddly toy), and then work out the connection between them (a parody of a similar game in The Generation Game). A great deal of humour was also derived from Ian Hislop's ignorance as to the format of Forsyth's shows, meaning he was left in utter confusion as to what was going on at any point. Forsyth has attributed his recent renewed success to his appearance in the programme. At one point during the show Forsyth stated, "This could be the end of my career!" In one of the extras in the Best of the Guest Presenters Vol. 1 DVD, where Hislop and Merton discuss what the guests were like, it was mentioned that someone complained that "Play Your Iraqi Cards Right" was one of the worst taste jokes ever on the BBC. However a suggestion by a member of the production team would have seen it called "Play Your Kurds Right".
- In 2004, Robert Kilroy-Silk was fired from his position as host of a daytime chat show (Kilroy) by the BBC, following an article he had written for the Daily Express entitled "We owe Arabs nothing", which was widely condemned as racist. He appeared on Have I Got News for You a few weeks later and after being constantly interrupted by his team mate, Paul Merton launched into a tirade against the former MP. In answer to his claim that Arabs had contributed nothing to society in the last 500 years, Merton said, "Shakespeare hasn't done much in 500 years either. What's your contribution been, Robert? Say in the last twenty years. When you weren't doing your show. When you weren't doing that crap show, what's your contribution been to society?". The unedited clip on the Best of the Guest Presenters Vol. 2 DVD shows Merton losing his temper at Kilroy-Silk for persistently interrupting during the Odd One Out round, telling him repeatedly to "Shut the fuck up!"[3]
- The 3 December 2004 episode was chaired by Neil Kinnock. He struggled to keep on top of things at times, and was subject to pretty rough handling all round, particularly from Will Self, who notably accused him of hypocrisy for accepting a position in the House of Lords, and comedian Linda Smith, who complained that a ginger kitten would have been more effective in the 1992 election campaign.
- The 22 April 2005 episode, after the election of the new pope, featured Merton repeatedly talking about him having "the eyes of a killer", under the pretense that if he said it often enough the show's editors would have to include it.
- The 29 April 2005 episode was chaired by veteran presenter Nicholas Parsons. Sections of the show were changed to emulate Just a Minute (the Radio 4 comedy quiz hosted by Parsons on which Merton is a frequent panellist) and Sale of the Century. Fellow guest Julia Hartley-Brewer argued that Parsons was like some "decrepit old grandfather", and Parsons offered to take her to his dressing room "and show you there's nothing decrepit about me!". After the cheers died down, Merton chipped in, "He might have to take a lift though!"
- In an episode in 2006, the panel and presenter (Jack Dee) spent several minutes coming up with humorous names for pot noodles.
- In the first episode of series 32 on 13 October 2006, guest host Gordon Ramsay offered the audience a free meal at his restaurant if he messed up his autocue links more than six times. He managed to reach this total before the first round finished, including twice during the introduction. However, the audience did not actually get a free meal.
- On the 3 November 2006 show, Paul managed, with the help of team mate Ross Noble, to end the show with no points at all, much to the delight of Ian, as it was his first win of the series and allowed him to equal Paul's record winning tally of 13 points.
- On the 15 December 2006 show, Paul spent much of the episode insisting that Prince Philip killed Princess Diana (an accusation first made by Mohamed Al-Fayed). He also commented that the Queen wears a baseball cap while she's at home that reads, "I Killed Princess Diana". Boris Johnson, the host, said, "I'm sensing a bit of a republican streak." At the very end, when a Christmas cracker was pulled, Merton instantly replied to the joke, "Did you know Prince Philip killed Diana?"
[edit] Running gags
- The longest running gag in the programme first emerged in 1992 when Merton revealed that he achieved a CSE ungraded qualification in metalwork at school. As of 2005, this gag is still occasionally made. This originates from both Merton's appearances on Just a Minute and his stand-up routine. In the commentary on the original Best of DVD, Merton states that he had a conversation with Stephen Fry about this "stupid metalwork thing" and had trouble convincing Fry that it was in fact true and not just made up for the sake of comedy.
- During Deayton's time at the helm, a one-liner he used occasionally was "I think I've just lost the will to live".
- It was a tradition on the show that particularly scurrilous accusations were suffixed with the word "allegedly" (in the style of British satirical magazine Private Eye).
- In the early years of the show, Merton took to insisting that certain women (namely the Princess of Wales and the Duchess of York, among others) were 'over-blown tarts'.
- The issue of Jason Donovan's sexuality cropped up frequently in the early years, following his libel suit against magazine The Face.
- After an article appeared in a newspaper about Deayton's life with 1970s singer Stephanie de Sykes, Merton spent a whole series claiming he actually lived with Eric Sykes.
- Deayton's choice of a brown suit (apparently it was actually red, but showed up brown under the studio lighting) for one episode in 1992 led to ridicule, after which Merton would refer to any article of clothing he wore as "brown".
- Hislop and Deayton started a rumour in 1993, that Deayton, who had recently been voted "TV's Mr Sex" had been "shagging Merton's wife", who was, at the time, Caroline Quentin. The joke was accentuated by light-hearted flirting between Quentin and Deayton when she made guest appearances on the show. In one edition of Have I Got News for You, the panel discussed Merton being mistaken by several members of the public for disgraced footballer Paul Merson. Merton explained that this had resulted in phone calls which had awoken his wife. Hislop apologised for any inconvenience caused to Quentin, but Deayton responded that he had not been disturbed.
- John Prescott's alleged appetite and weight is the subject of continual ridicule. On one episode guest host Michael Buerk said, "People should stop tip-toeing around him," as Merton added, "It would take a bloody long time."
- Merton occasionally jokes about Hislop constantly losing, or being out of touch with popular culture. Some of the other guests have picked up on this. After being asked a question about Wayne Rooney recently, his fellow team member Julia Hartley-Brewer said, "Do you know who Rooney is?"
- Hislop's magazine Private Eye is also sometimes the subject of a joke, usually involving the number of lawsuits the magazine has received, or the number of readers it has. When Boris Johnson appears on the show, his magazine The Spectator is on the receiving end of similar jibes. Hislop once said that he knew only three people read it, but he didn't realise that they were Boris and his parents.
- During Jonathan Aitken's time in prison, he was referred to as "Prisoner CB9298".
- After Jeffrey Archer was convicted of perjury in 2001, Merton would refer to him as "Jeffrey Archer, the liar".
- When Peter Mandelson was "outed" by journalist Matthew Parris on Newsnight, the BBC clamped down on any reference to the former minister's sexuality. Have I Got News for You chose not to follow this directive. For example, whenever footage of Mandelson was shown, his eyes were blanked out, in order to protect his 'anonymity'. On another occasion Hislop commented of Mandelson that "We're not allowed to say he's a home (and then following a brief pause to insinuate the word "homosexual") owner", to which Merton replied "What's wrong with gay people owning homes?" Hislop also described Mandelson as a "friend of John Birt", a reference to both the ban itself and the term "friend of Dorothy".
- A recurring clip of Charles Kennedy at a nursing home, attempting to bowl and missing the pins completely — despite them being a small distance from him.
- Throughout a whole series, Paul Merton managed to slip at least one reference to jet packs into each episode, believing that because they had appeared in James Bond films 30 years ago, they should be available to the public today. He went on to accuse the government of hoarding them, and the Queen Mother of having five.
- Paul Merton also has a tendency to misunderstand the host when giving incorrect answers, and coming back with exactly the same answer, to comic effect. For example, in a Missing Words round when he gave the answer "international rubber stamps", Angus Deayton replied, "More precisely?". Merton then repeated the same answer, taking care to stress every word. A similar thing occurred on 3 November 2006. When asked what would happen if all the power stations switched off, Paul replied "It would go dark at night". Alexander Armstrong (guest host) said "More sinister, even, than that." Merton repeated the answer, but with a strong vampire accent.
- John Simpson's experience with drugs is occasionally referred to, notably during the Tub of Lard episode, where Paul Merton asked, "Am I in one of John Simpson's trips? I'm sitting here with a tub of lard answering questions in German!"
- During his spell as leader of the Conservative Party, Iain Duncan Smith was subject to a great deal of ridicule on the programme. In particular, Merton insisted that he was in fact two people: Iain and Duncan Smith. On discovering that his full name was actually George Iain Duncan Smith, Merton cried, "There's three of them?"
- Presumably because of the "something of the night about him" incident, Michael Howard was frequently implied to be a vampire or one of the undead in general. Around the 2005 General Election, Hislop referred to Howard as "going back to his crypt" when footage of him descending some steps was shown, and during series 26, Hislop referred to him in the past tense ("He died years ago"), while Merton asked host Boris Johnson if it was true Howard cast no reflection. This joke returned when Ann Widdecombe hosted and Ian Hislop described the person who made the comment as "some cheap comedienne"
- Possibly due to Robert Kilroy-Silk's performance in a 2004 episode (see Choice Moments), for a number of weeks afterwards, a clip of Kilroy-Silk introducing his TV show Shafted with the words, "Their fate is in each other's hands, as they decide whether to share, or to shaft" (with appropriate hand gestures) was played in each episode at the flimsiest of excuses. It resurfaced in the autumn season of 2006. During the 2004–05 series, after Robert Kilroy-Silk's lack of success with UKIP, he was frequently ridiculed for both his tan and getting covered in a bucket of slurry, hence the caption "When the shit hits the tan".
- A recurring joke in the Spring 2005 series (Series 29) was that Hislop would be the next actor to play the Doctor in Doctor Who. In the final episode, a picture was shown of Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper morphing into Hislop and Ann Widdecombe. This was continued in the 2006 Have I Got News for You book, in which a 'storyboard' for Hislop's first adventure as the Doctor was included.
- Merton occasionally says "Don't you know" in a faux-posh accent when talking about class issues. A recurring theme of class warfare is often played out by Ian Hislop and Paul Merton, originating from their contrasting educational backgrounds. He most recently used it during a discussion on the dispute between Burberry and the ferret clothing retailer, Ferret World, by saying that if he were a ferret, he would wear a top hat and silver cane and go around saying, "I'm a ferret, don't you know."
- Similarly, when a joke is made about Germans, Hislop 'complains' in a German accent. This was first used while observing that the German ambassador would carp about any mention of World War II: "Oh, you are so backwards, you English. Why don't you just forget it all?" A recent example was in Series 30 during a discussion on how England fans are supposedly going to go to the 2006 World Cup finals in Germany wearing T-shirts displaying the catchphrase "Don't mention the war!" in German. Hislop responded, "Even with ze football you keep saying ze same old joke!"
- Paul Merton regularly answered questions by replying, "Is it Lulu?", until a 2006 episode where this turned out to be correct, much to his astonishment. Since this, he has started giving "Eamonn Holmes" as a stock answer instead.
- In Series 31, footage of Tony Blair sweating profusely was used as often as possible.
- On the programme broadcast 19 May 2006, Cherie Blair was reported to have said, "The Cabinet's like an Ikea cabinet. One loose screw and the whole thing falls apart." Guest Host Alexander Armstrong introduced a clip from a "creaky old panel show" and a clip was played from a 1993 edition in which Derek Hatton made the same joke about Cecil Parkinson. While it bombed on that occasion, prompting Merton to quip, "I'd cut to the song", it got a laugh this time.
- In Series 32, references to Liberal Democrat leader Sir Menzies Campbell's age have been used for comical amusement. The jokes claim that his maiden speech in Parliament was during the Crimean War in 1855 and that he voted against the Act of Union in 1707 .
- A new running gag is the showing of a photo of a smiling Ian Hislop dressed in a scouts uniform and hat.
[edit] Frequent targets
There are several people, places and things that are attacked and joked about more often than others. Some of the current figures of fun include The Daily Mail, Boris Johnson, John Prescott, George W. Bush, Ann Widdecombe, Tony Blair, The Daily Mirror, Private Eye, Robert Kilroy-Silk, Jeffrey Archer and The Royal Family. The Sun and the Daily Star also get their fair share of abuse.
[edit] Controversy and litigation
- When Paula Yates appeared on the programme in October 1995, she took offence at Hislop's verbal assaults about her relationship with Michael Hutchence, who he accused of "beating up journalists", and the alleged poor quality of her autobiography, together with Merton's ad libs and Deayton's scripted jokes concerning her breast enlargement surgery. Yates eventually called Hislop the "sperm of the devil" (she presumably meant "spawn of the devil"). Hislop replied with, "Even your insults emanate from the genitals." Hislop was, afterwards, criticised for being intrusive about a woman's body[citation needed], although the actual recording shows that he did not say anything on that subject.
- In a 1994 episode, Deayton read out the following: "The BBC are cracking down on references to Ian and Kevin Maxwell, in case programme-makers appear biased in their treatment of these two heartless, scheming bastards." However, the Maxwell brothers were about to go on trial, and on 26 July 1996, the BBC and Hat Trick Productions were fined £20,000 in the High Court for Contempt of Court [1].
- In 1996, a book based on the series, Have I Got 1997 for You, noted about Conservative MP Rupert Allason that "...given Mr Allason's fondness for pursuing libel actions, there are also excellent legal reasons for not referring to him as a conniving little shit". Mr Allason then pursued a libel action against BBC Worldwide and Hat Trick Productions over the remark. He lost the case.[4]
- After a not entirely successful first guest appearance in 1998, during which he was questioned by Hislop about a secretly recorded telephone conversation in which Darius Guppy asked him to help beat up a journalist, future Conservative MP Boris Johnson alleged that many of the supposedly ad libbed lines on the show were in fact scripted, writing: "The whole thing is a fix [...] Before you say that I write as one stitched up, let me confess that I was made to seem a bit of a chump." Tony Parsons, in The Daily Mirror, agreed: "What bothers the hurt hack [Boris] is not that there's a bit of preparation behind Have I Got News for You, what bothers him is that he was completely unprepared to go on the box and end up looking like a prize wally." In later appearances, Johnson apologised for suggesting this and the supposed scripted nature of the show has become yet another running joke. It is now accepted that the host has a script, autocue and all, but the teams only turn up on the evening of the recording, and get to see the questions a couple of hours in advance.[citation needed] The show referenced this, with Deayton saying that a national paper had called Have I Got News for You "our wittiest quiz show". The actual headline read "Our wittiest quiz show is a sham", with the last three words crudely scribbled over when shown on air.
- In April 2003, frequent guest panelist Stephen Fry announced that he was boycotting the show following the sacking of Angus Deayton, a decision described by Fry as "greasy, miserable, British and pathetic".[5]
[edit] DVD, Video and Internet Releases
- The Very Best of Have I Got News for You (2002), a compilation of highlights from the first 13 years of the show, from the beginning up until the episode made after Deayton hit the tabloids. Just over three hours long, and another several hours of extras, including, among other things, running commentary of the whole presentation by Merton and Hislop.
- Have I Got News for You: The Best of the Guest Presenters (2003), which, as well as including the normal half-hour cut of Boris Johnson's first guest-hosting, also included a bonus disc, "The Full Boris", which showed a far longer cut of the same episode (lasting slightly under 60 minutes). Slightly longer versions of the shows featuring William Hague, Martin Clunes and Bruce Forsyth as chair were also included, as well as a compilation of clips from other presenters' appearances (with only the episode hosted by Liza Tarbuck not represented). There are also several small extra features, including a discussion between Paul Merton and Boris Johnson regarding Johnson's appearance as presenter, filmed during his interview on the Merton-hosted Room 101.
- Have I Got News for You: The Best of the Guest Presenters Vol. 2 (2005), which is nearer in content to the first "Best of" DVD compilation than its direct predecessor. It contains four 45-minute compilations of the Autumn 2003, Spring 2004, Autumn 2004 and Spring 2005 series, rather than complete episodes; although it does contain a bonus disc with an uncut version of Boris Johnson's second stint as presenter. This episode lasts about 80 minutes.
Three VHS videos were released, two containing specially made editions of the programme:
- Unbroadcastable Have I Got News for You (1995), featuring guests Eddie Izzard, Richard Wilson and a surprise appearance from Germaine Greer (specially produced).
- Classic Battles & Bust-Ups (1996), three full-length episodes featuring the Tub of Lard, Paula Yates and Germaine Greer, among others.
- Have I Got News for You: The Official Pirate Video (1997), featuring guests Martin Clunes and Neil Morrissey (specially produced).
Have I Got News for You started broadcasting a vodcast called The Inevitable Internet Spin-off on 13 April 2007.[1] These podcasts will take place for the next six series, meaning that the show will be broadcast until at least 2009 . They are available from the Have I Got News for You page on the BBC's website.
[edit] Other TV shows based on the Have I Got News for You format
Similar shows based on the Have I Got News for You format exist in other countries:
- Dutch comedian Raoul Heertje appeared on the original Have I Got News for You in May 1995. A year later he became team captain in the newly launched Dutch version of the show: Dit was het nieuws ("This was the news"). The show gradually developed into a very successful programme. Dutch Wikipedia info
- In Finland a show called Uutisvuoto (literally "newsleak"; the pun works as well in both languages) has been aired since 1998.
- In Australia, Paul McDermott hosted Good News Week (GNW), first on ABC TV and later on Network Ten from 1996 to 2000. The Ten version also had a weekend broadcast, Good News Weekend, taking its format from Never Mind The Buzzcocks. In 2001, the company behind the recently cancelled GNW developed a similar program called The Glass House on ABC TV. This show was cancelled in October 2006.
- Sweden and Denmark also have their own versions.
- In Norway the Norwegian Broadcasting Company broadcasts the show Nytt På Nytt (literally: "The News Anew"). It is one of the most popular TV shows in the country with 1.3 million viewers every week.[citation needed]
- Loosely based on the theme of Have I Got News for You, ITV in the United Kingdom aired a show in 2004 called Bognor or Bust, also fronted by Angus Deayton, which discusses current affairs.
- In Israel, a similar show called "Mishak Makhur" ran for 54 shows.
- In Ireland, RTÉ made one pilot episode of a licensed Have I Got News for You clone, with Dermot Morgan as the presenter sometime in the early 1990s. It was never named or made into a full series. However, a topical news and current affairs quiz appeared entitled Don't Feed the Gondolas, which was comparable to a cross between Have I Got News for You and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
- Germany has (or had) a version called "7 Tage, 7 Koepfe" (literally "Seven Days, Seven Heads")
- Inspired by Have I Got News for You, Pakistan's News, Views & Confused went on air on one of Pakistan’s leading TV channels, AAJ TV from April 11, 2007. The show is hosted by TV personality and journalist Fasi Zaka and co-hosted by eccentric journalist and writer, Nadeem F. Paracha and fashion journalist, Mohsin Sayeed.
[edit] See also
[edit] External links
- Off The Telly's "I Hope The Lawyers Are Getting All This!" - the Have I Got News for You story by former Have I Got News for You webmaster Matthew Rudd (3 parts)
- UK Gameshows Page: Have I Got News for You
- Hat Trick Productions, who make the show
- The H2G2 edited entry for Have I Got News for You
- Matthew Rudd's fan site, no longer subjected to updates
- A list of all episodes of Have I Got News for You
- BBC Article on Angus Deayton's 'mauling'
- Have I Got News for You at the Internet Movie Database
- BBC Homepage for Have I Got News for You
[edit] References
- ^ a b c Chortle.co.uk A lot more news for you. Accessed 20 April 2007.
- ^ Trivia for "Have I Got News for You". IMDb. Retrieved on 2007-05-20.
- ^ Have I Got News for You: The Best of the Guest Presenters Vol. 2 DVD — "The A to Z of HIGNFY" (E is for Editing)
- ^ BBC News: Ex-Tory MP loses libel action
- ^ BBC News: Fry boycotts 'pathetic' quiz
- Have I Got News for You: The Shameless Cash-in Book, BBC Books, 1994, ISBN 0-563-37111-0
- Have I Got 1997 for You, BBC Books, 1996, ISBN 0-563-38783-1
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