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This is a page of Bad Questions and Other Answered Nonsense from the Reference Desk.

Contents 1 Hmmm.... 2 Television 3 Michelle Pfeiffer 4 UFO 5 word usgin 6 Hi Mr.Gulbenkian 7 mystery case file-MSN games 8 Flashbacks 8.1 Ms-word

[edit] Hmmm....

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--Russoc4 20:42, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Are you kidding? Front. --froth^{T C} 20:47, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Overhand, of course. Otherwise it's virtually impossible to tear it off with a simple tug. -- Plutortalkcontribs 20:49, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

. Hyenaste ^(tell) 20:51, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

good idea :D --froth^{T C} 20:55, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Melchoir 21:00, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Support, mainly for aesthetic reasons. It just looks right. --Allen 21:09, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Haha! :-) —Bromskloss 21:42, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

- The friction on the wall prevents free roll.Mion 21:50, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

There might be a lid (or whatever it's called), not included in the drawings. —Bromskloss 22:12, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Not to mention that that argument only makes sense if defending the overhand mount.. --froth^{T C} 03:03, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Television

Q 1: Who was the inventor of Television, Caculating Machine and Fax machine ?

I recommend our articles on television, calculator and fax.

Can't wait for Q 2. --Dweller 09:32, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Michelle Pfeiffer

I thought michelle pfeiffer was a large, belligerent black man who was friends with eminem!??!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000201/

You're thinking of Mekhi Phifer.

[edit] UFO

What is the latest story for UFOs? Thanks196.200.100.232 13:48, 7 September 2006 (UTC)poppy

Do you mean the latest news story? Try list of major UFO sightings and the many and various links from there. Otherwise UFO will fill you in.--Shantavira 15:26, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Fifteen Aliens Arrested in Roswell, New Mexico --Shantavira 17:29, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] word usgin

using word to a friend, he said it was icorrect but a dictionarry tells us using it is very correct who is being ight? sorr y for english usage! Jasbutal 04:46, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Please restate the word. I have not heard of an English word "usgin." Edison 05:35, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

don't patrozine me. Jasbutal 06:34, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hi Mr.Gulbenkian

Hi dear Mr>Gulbenkian

I am Meganush Boghosiam, i am armenian from Iran.

i want to ask u about your foundation educational helps likes scolarships or other educational helps.

please answer me. thank you.

Who is Mr. Gulbenkian, and why do you think you'll get an answer from him, here? 惑乱 分からん 20:02, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] mystery case file-MSN games

can you give me the sequence of getting the jewels into the box

198.54.202.82 08:50, 28 August 2006 (UTC)Fraser

I cannot remember. But as George Savile said: "Some men's memory is like a box where a man should mingle his jewels with his old shoes." ---Sluzzelin 09:01, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

OK that is THE BEST non-answer EVER. Anchoress 10:28, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Flashbacks

[edit] Ms-word

Is Ms-word a word processing package? If yes suitly emphazi

Yes, Microsoft Word. 62.119.184.141 12:27, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Now suitly emphazi it. --Optichan 16:52, 24 January 2006 (UTC)