User:Freezing the mainstream

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Freezing the Mainstream is a male from Glen Ellyn, IL.

He spends his free time playing the keyboard and writiting stories. He enjoys progressive metal, crossword puzzles, and the axe effect.

Needless to say, he's a pretty groovy cat. ^{[citation needed]}

...He also holds the Guinness World Record for largest mamallian penis. ^{[citation needed][citation needed][citation needed]}