Frat Aliens

Steve returns from his lunch break without anything for Dr. Weird. When the doctor asks Steve why he didn't bring anything, Steve says that Dr. Weird told him that food made him really crazy. Angry, Dr. Weird rips out his own brain ("THIS makes me really crazy!"), and it fires lasers at Steve and expresses a desire for fries.

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Carl, screening the Aqua Teen's calls, doesn't answer his phone when Master Shake calls to inform Carl about his not liking the pH levels in the pool, but using it. Assuming that Carl isn't home, they decide to go over and use the pool, only to find that Carl has installed a state-of-the-art laser security grid around his house, which obliterates intruders upon impact. Carl is excited that it can be seen from space.

Meanwhile, in space, DP (who often repeats that his dad owns a dealership) and Skeeter, members of a space college fraternity, are flying drunk and crash into the Plutonians' ship. After realizing no one is aboard the ship, they notice Carl's security grid and head for South Jersey, crash-landing in the street in front of Carl's house with a frat pledge, Ass Head, in tow.

DP unsuccessfully solicits sex from Frylock and Meatwad, whose sexuality is called into question by Shake for the remainder of the episode. DP then vomits and passes out on the Aqua Teens' front lawn. Skeeter leaves DP on the lawn and flies away in his ship.

DP awakes and tells the Aqua Teens that he has a lung tattoo, which "hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat". Shake takes a liking to DP, to DP's annoyance. Frylock discovers from which star system DP hails and contacts Skeeter, who says he can't retrieve him. Frylock crafts a rocket out of spare parts laying around and tries to launch DP back to his home, but his makeshift rocket crashes into Carl's house, causing the lasers to fire and obliterate DP.

The Plutonians return to their ship to find the damage, then are sucked into space.