User:Flamingsheep1

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This article or section has been writen by a complete and utter idiot. Please ignore any and all factual information in this article or section as any and all facts are probably dead wrong. Please consider using somebody else as a mentor or idol.

en This user is a native speaker of English.

es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

he-0 משתמש זה אינו מבין עברית (או מבין אותה בקשיים ניכרים).

This user was born in an aircraft.

This user can divide by zero.

Welcome to the simple page of myself. I am Dave. Feel free to look about, however, I do admit that I programmed this page in the early early morning after being up for an extended period of time, so you might catch a glipse of just how messed up I can be running on adrenaline and sudafed (I do have quite the cold at the time of writing)!

ALRIGHT ALREADY! I wasn't born on an aircraft per se, it's just a darn figure of speech! O.K?
O.K.

Other nuggets of info about me This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark. SI-0 This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman and will think in Fahrenheit until he/she dies. This user is a frequent poster at 4chan. This user knows an explorer is much better than a fox! C:\>_   This user uses DOS. (or knows how to use it.)