User:Fixman/Programming

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This page is dedicated to myselfe and my programming. Editing FORBIDDEN BY LAW, witch is written here:

Here it states: "And thou who shall edit this page, be for good or for evil, shall be punished with Capital punishment and a $5 fee.
Here it states: "And thou who shall edit this page, be for good or for evil, shall be punished with Capital punishment and a $5 fee.

[edit] Proves of programming fagness

c-N This user has written C compilers, or tweaked C runtime libraries in Assembly language.
<--- Im No fucking about this one
ada-0 This person does not understand Ada (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Ada).
APL This user likes APL.
<--- WTF is APL anyway?
asp-2 This user is an intermediate ASP programmer.
bas-3 This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.
cobol-0 This person does not understand COBOL (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in COBOL).
<--- okay, okay
CF-1 This user is a beginning ColdFusion programmer.
<--- easiest thing EVA
C++-N This user is a fluent C++ programmer.
<--- Hell true
csharp-0 This user does not understand C# (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in C#).
<--- I SWEAR I WILL NEVER PROGRAM IN THIS CRAP
for-0 This person does not understand Fortran (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Fortran).
hs-2 This user is an intermediate Haskell programmer.
<--- One of the coolest language ever
Java-2 This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
<--- And I am ashamed of not having 0
lisp-2 This user is an intermediate Lisp programmer.
<--- Nah, too many parentheses
M-1 This user is a beginner Mathematica programmer.
<--- Once used it for school
MAT-2 This user is an intermediate MATLAB programmer and user.
<--- Idem, but more times
...lots I wont ever use, and since Im bored I wont list zeros
pas-3 This user is an advanced Pascal programmer.
<--- I hate this language
php-4 This user is an expert PHP programmer and has written PECL and PEAR extensions.
<--- Winnin 300$ a month yeah baby
vb-3 This user is an advanced Visual Basic programmer.
<--- I HATE THIS
vb.net-4 This user is an expert Visual Basic .NET programmer.
<--- I HATE THIS MORE
And thats all of it, Besides I know bash, batch, actionscript, help, js and SQL with a 4
But, the most important of all...
{{t|0}} This user has heard of these so-called "templates" but supposes that they must be like stencils or something.

YAY!