Fisti Cuffs

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Fisti Cuffs, is a Roller Derby Skater from Tucson, Arizona. Once a skater for the Tucson Roller Derby Furious Truckstop Waitresses and Tucson Saddletramps, she now skates for the Wall Street Traitors based in New York. She is renowned among roller-derby enthusiasts for her elegant appearance and competitive lustor. She skates for Gotham Girls Roller Derby[1] on the Manhattan Mayhem team[2].

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[edit] Early life

Fisti Cuffs was born Emily Langmade on September 21, 1983 in the small town of Overgaard, Arizona. She spent her early years traveling the United States in a 1957 Airstream RV[citation needed]. However, on September 29, 1994 Fisti's loving parents, Daniel and Patricia Langmade, passed away in a fluke trailer hitch fiasco[citation needed], leaving Fisti, only 11 at the time, in care of her younger brother and sister. After years of struggling to provide for her younger siblings, Fisti found sanctuary from the world at the Monastery of Christ in the Desert in Tombstone, Arizona.

[edit] Today

Fisti's life is currently being compiled into a made-for-TV movie[citation needed]. Her brother's whereabouts are currently unknown after being a user of opium, and Fisti is using the proceeds from the movie to support her younger sister's ongoing education. She is often seen at various Gotham Girls Roller Derby events.

[edit] Roller Derby

Fisti Cuffs has been a derby girl since December of 2003, is number 241, and plays both a blocker and a jammer[3]. Her last game with Tucson was the 2007 Dust Devil Tournament[4]. She has a line of robot dolls designed after her[5].

[edit] References

  1. ^ Gotham Girls Roller Derby | Fisti Cuffs
  2. ^ It's murder on the skate track
  3. ^ Gotham Girls Roller Derby | Fisti Cuffs
  4. ^ AZNightBuzz.com : You go, (roller derby) girls!
  5. ^ 'Bot Girl' creates action figures of Tucson Roller Derby skaters | www.azstarnet.com

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