User:Feral Mind

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[edit] The Man

His identity must remain a mystery but a small biography can be given. This user is a deadly warrior trained in many arts. He holds a black belt in Mexican Judo, is trained in the secret art of Cereal Killing, knows how to spell Karate, took Taekwondo classes for almost a year, beat countless fighting video games like Tekken on the hardest difficulties, holds a platinum medal (which is better than gold) in wrestling, watches the UFC, and is a two-time participent in a spelling bee. He is known as the third most dangerous person in the universe, right under Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis. He holds a degree in Kickasstronomy, and promises to show this art in his music. If that means hitting you with his green Ibanez SZ of doom during a concert, so be it. He is apologizing in advance to all people that will attend his show with their girlfriends because it is inevitable that they will fall in love with him and leave their boyfriends. He also apologizes in advance to all these girls because he is already taken. "Being this sexy is a curse," he says in an unknown interview to an unknown source. When asked of his future plans, he responded, "after the creation of Feral Mind, I will kill Osama Bin Laden with my music, go to hell and re-kill Saddam Hussein and Adolph Hitler. Then I will climb out of hell, take your mom to an expensive dinner, then never call her again." He is extrememly patriotic. He once witnessed a man as he defaced the American flag, so he walked up to this man and defaced him (the second time "defaced" is used in this sentence, it means he ripped his face off). The rest of this user's bio is a mystery, and any attempt at learning more will result in a shuriken to the face or just getting bored at finding nothing.


[edit] The Band

Feral Mind is a band in the works out of Baton Rouge, LA. It is currently still just a plan, and is the first step of this users plan to achieve world domination. An interviewer asked if he actually believed his band could create world domination in which he responded, "your mom" and killed the interviewer with a guitar pick.


[edit] The Plan

Stage 1: World Domination Stage 2: Stage 3: Profit!!!
Along with world domination, the plan is also to spread heavy metal along the lands like a great black blanket. The plan is to destroy rap, emo, techno, or any music that is completely lame. To end all the music that completely sucks. To end all the music that has a weak mind, a sheepish mind, or a closed mind and replace it with the FERAL MIND!!!


[edit] But seriously...

Feral Mind is a band in the works. If you are in the Baton Rouge area and are interested in becoming a band member check us out on myspace by clicking here ---> [1].


[edit] See also...

Check myspace for these bands in Louisiana:
Paramaya
Lucid
Echelon
Murder on Sunday