Fatty McButterpants
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| “Fatty McButterpants” | |||||||
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| The King of Queens episode | |||||||
| Episode no. | Season 3 Episode 3 |
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| Written by | Cathy Yuspa, Josh Goldsmith | ||||||
| Directed by | Rob Schiller | ||||||
| Production no. | 303 | ||||||
| Original airdate | October 16, 2000 | ||||||
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"Fatty McButterpants" is the third episode of the third season of the sitcom The King of Queens. It was aired on CBS on October 16, 2000.
[edit] Plot
Doug is offended that Carrie wants him to lose weight, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. In the process, Doug gives Carrie a remark that she wears too much make up to settle the score.
[edit] Quotes
Carrie: Of course I still love you. I love you no matter what.
Doug: What does that mean, "no matter what?"
Carrie: Nothing, just that I love you.
Doug: No. "No matter what" means you love me even though I have some sort of problem, like no job, or no money, or BIGGIE CAN'T FIT THROUGH DOORWAY!
Carrie: All right, maybe you are a little bit...big.
Arthur: Why is this even a discussion? The man is gargantuan!
Doug: Look at this, you can actually see me gaining weight. (flipping through the photo album like an animated flipbook) Watch this...and...there goes my neck.
Doug: Oh, my God, I'm fatter than the Skipper.
Carrie: Well...I guess it wouldn't...kill me...if you lost little weight--
Doug: Aha! And how much weight would it not kill you for me to lose?
Carrie: I don't know, fifty pounds--
Doug (hurt and offended): FIFTY?
Carrie (defensively) All right, less! Whatever, you made me say it!
Doug: I can't believe you said fifty!
Carrie: Somebody called you "Fatty McButterpants"?
Doug: On line at the bank yesterday, yeah.
Carrie: And it took seeing the "Big and Tall" bag to push you over the edge?
Doug: Don't work out with my milk, okay?
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