User:Fast Rita

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About Fast Rita

"All people are created equal - some are just funnier than others."

Hi there, I'm a full-time writer. A lot of my work involves research on totally dodgy cultural stuff; How warm is the Red Sea? (The warmest.) Which film was John Wayne starring in when they detonated a nuclear test nearby? ("The Conqueror" - he played Ghengis Khan!) You get the picture.

Over the last year, Wikipedia has become my intellectual weapon of choice (along with Google, and a handful of magazines, newspapers and URLs like the Guardian UK, BBC, Virtual Tourist, The Information Clearing House, You Tube, The New Yorker, urbandictionary.com and gawker.com...)

Because I roam a wide variety of subjects, I often notice errors and inconsistencies within obscure categories. I find the untidy nature of this information annoying - especially when it's a very small matter - like whether a picture is of the world's biggest dog, or a different one according to the breeder's website. I like to tidy up those little spills.

That said - I'm reasonably thorough. I understand that the net is a fallible research tool and like to double check my sources... but since my work is mainly fiction, I can sometimes be guilty of sloppy referencing. This, and my lack of a university degree, means that I have trouble taking the Wikipedia credo "Be Bold" to heart.

Nonetheless....

I admire the calm way many of the editors here deal with disputes. The gentle debate between User:Archola and an unnamed high school student with a strong opinion that Jesus Christ was a cult leader, and that Archola was a fascist - well - it was inspiring. In fact - Talk:Jesus provides my favourite talk page. Sometimes I browse it, just to listen to the various editors gently debate whether Jesus is gay, a bastard, a mythical creature... and tactfully remove references to "The Night of the Living Dead" and WalMart.

It's the work of these tireless academics that make me want to be a better human being.

So I've signed on here, officially, to let you know where I'm coming from - you know - in case my edits shit you.


Bits of my userpage layout were stolen from KillerChihuahua who ripped it off from NicholasTurnbull, who nicked it from Mindspillage, who'd taken it from Talrias, and now pinched from TruthCrusader, by me. I'm learning from the masters"