User:FastLizard4/Blinkenlights/doc

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 This template is meant to be in incorrect faux-German. Please do not do a thing to remedy this.

This is a template to post on your userpage to display the infamous "Blinkenlights" poster. A rough translation of the above follows.

WARNING!

ALL TOURISTS AND NON-TECHNICAL ONLOOKERS!

THIS COMPUTER IS NOT FOR FINGER-POKING OR GRABBING ONTO! OTHERWISE IT IS EASY TO SNAP THE SPRING-WORK, BLOW FUSES, AND POP CORKS WITH SPITTING SPARKS.

IT IS NOT TO BE WORKED [operated] BY DUMB-HEADS [idiots]. RUBBER-NECKING SIGHTSEERS MUST KEEP THEIR COTTON-PICKING HANDS IN THEIR POCKETS.

SO RELAX AND WATCH THE BLINKING LIGHTS.

Enjoy!

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