User:FastLizard4

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Because of school, FastLizard4 will not be very active on weekdays, but should be back editing voraciously on weekends (except while doing homework). FastLizard4 will be back full-time on June 18, 2007.

For those obsessed with humor and parody, FastLizard4 also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

AWARDS!

Click here to see the awards and details about the ribbons above

Pictures

FEEL THE ANTI-VANDALISM FIREPOWER!! (this image courtesy of the Wikipedia Naval Department. Details: USS Iowa engaging vandals off the coast of Main Page).

Welcome to WikiClock, the free clock that anyone can edit!

So, exactly how big is the Starship Enterprise? This is a size comparison between the color-coded objects listed below:
*The Pentagon, 431m (Light Blue)
*Star Trek's USS Enterprise, 304m (Green)
*Airbus A380, 73m (Dark Blue)
*US Navy's USS Enterprise, 342m (Yellow)
*RMS Queen Mary 2, 345m (Pink)
*Knock Nevis supertanker, 458m (Red)
*Empire State Building, 443m (Grey)

Big Kitty is watching you!
BK dayorder:
--Victoryful doubleplusgood Ingsoc!--
BK doubleplusimportant dayorder Oglvy. Oglvy doubleplusgood war hero, recently killed Malabar front. Carried Minipax documents, was attacked doubleplusungood Eastasian Eurasian airforce, sinked, secured documents. Oglvy waylife BK commanded, dobleplusgood, bellyfeeled Ingsoc. Reported crimethinkers, fought Goldstein, oldthinkers. Abhored sexcrime fullwise, had no ownlife. All Party Members doubleplussuppedwise learn Oglvy Ingsoc lesson. Bellyfeel Ingsoc fullwise.
--Doubleplusimportant annoucement Miniplenty!--
Chocolate 20 g. decreased increased.

Requests for Adminship Report

Updated every half past the hour

Last updated 01:30, 10 June 2008 (UTC) by Tangobot (maintained by Tangotango)
I have voted at the following RFAs:

RfA Votes

Key:
-- Support
-- Oppose
-- Neutral
-- Asked question
-- Commented
-- Withdrawn (generally by WP:SNOW)
-- Unsuccessful (not withdrawn, however)
-- Successful
-- I nominated

1. Stormtracker94 (2) _{-- Stormtracker94 (talk · contribs · count · logs · block log · lu · rfas · rfb · arb · rfc · lta · checkuser · socks)}
2. Chris G (3) _{-- Chris G (talk · contribs · count · logs · block log · lu · rfas · rfb · arb · rfc · lta · checkuser · socks) -- Chris G (talk • contribs • blocks • protects • deletions • moves • rights)}
3. Wenli _{-- Wenli (talk · contribs · count · logs · block log · lu · rfas · rfb · arb · rfc · lta · checkuser · socks)}

AfD Votes

Key:
-- Keep
-- Delete
-- Neutral
-- Commented
-- Complex Result
-- Deleted
-- Kept
-- Withdrawn
-- I nominated

1. Marijuana etiquette (edit|talk|history|links|watch|logs) -- (View AfD)
2. United Federation of Planets (Star Fleet Universe) (edit|talk|history|links|watch|logs) -- (View AfD)

You can click here to learn more about my vote there.

CategoryTracker

I mainly look at this when I am bored, but admins may find this handy and it gives some insight into goings-ons.

Userpage renovation

Below is a list of current userpage renovation being done by me with an estimated progress meter. Note that the progress meters are based on what is currently requested, and as such, may change from time to time.

KellyLeighC

Work began at 19:59, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Sir Intellegence

Work began at: 01:32, 5 November 2007 (UTC). Work finished at: 04:42, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

→Current WikiDEFCON level←

WikiDEFCON is a system of early warning, reporting, and alerting to vandal-fighters on the English Language Wikipedia. The system is based on user reports, then assigned a value based on the current severity of vandalism to Wikipedia. Please note that this may not be entirely accurate as reports may be outdated and are based on the user's judgment.

YELLOW ALERT!

Moderate to high level of vandalism. There's mostly vandalism, and some false info. 16 r/min, 9% of edits reverted. Vinson 01:15, 10 June 2008 (UTC) change

I made this WikiDEFCON style myself! It is meant to represent Star Trek alert statuses. To get it on your userpage, use {{Wdefcon|prefix=User:FastLizard4/}}

Please sign my Autograph page. It will make me happy, and it's a good way to reach out to me and say hi without using e-mail!

Star Trek Quote

Star Trek Quote
Every week, I am going to (try) to have a new Star Trek quote, courtesy of Wikiquote.

This week's quote:

To see previous quotes, click here.

About Me (sort of)

PROUD WIKIPEDIAN SINCE APRIL 16^th, 2006

My YouTube channel

Wikipedia Ads	file info – show another – #49

I am also a user at Memory Alpha, Wikipedia Commons, on Meta, on Wiktionary, on Wikitroid, on Wikiquote, on the EVA Database, on Uncyclopedia, on StrategyWiki and on Wikinews.

To see the files I have uploaded and to comment on them, click here.

Current Stress Level (details: Oh, goody. Homework.)

Wikimood
[purge]	[edit]

Where I live: Sierra Madre, CA, U.S.A.

My del.icio.us RSS feed is now available! (please note that this feed is licensed, click here for the license). Click here to get the feed.

Episode 50:Wikipedia Story

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May 28, 2008 A call by Andrew Lih to have Wikipedians write the final chapter of his book, The Wikipedia Story (How a bunch of nobodies created the world's greatest encyclopedia).

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Wikipedian
Conservation status
Least Concern
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Primates Superfamily: Hominoidea Family: Hominidae Subfamily: Homininae Tribe: Hominini Genus: Homo Species: H. wikipediens
Binomial name
Homo wikipediens syn. Homo wikipediens Americus Stephen Colbert, 2006
Subspecies
Homo wikipediens sysopous Homo wikipediens bureaucratous Homo wikipediens userous Homo wikipediens anonymous Homo wikipediens vandalous Homo wikipediens automatous

Want to share your story of how you became a Wikipedian, and see others' stories? Go to this page on Meta. Enjoy!

My Favorite Star Trek Episodes
1. Spock's Brain (TOS)
2. Yesterday's Enterprise (TNG)
3. The City on the Edge of Forever (TOS)

Favorite Star Trek: The Original Series Episodes
1. Spock's Brain
2. The City on the Edge of Forever
3. The Trouble with Tribbles

Favorite Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes
1. Yesterday's Enterprise
2. The Big Goodbye
3. Encounter at Farpoint

Favorite Star Trek: Voyager Episodes
1. Endgame
2. Year of Hell
3. Parallax

Games I am playing
1. Sim City 4 Deluxe Edition
2. Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars (favorite faction: GDI)
3. Battlefield 2142 (favorite faction: EU)

My Favorite Movies
1. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: Director's Edition
2. The Hunt for Red October
3. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Important Subpages in my userspace
Files I have uploaded to the English Wikipedia
My Userbox Gallery and Commenting Page
Other extremely important links can be found here

My computer
Overall: DELL Dimension 4600i
Microprocessor: Intel Pentium 4 Hyper-Threading 2.8GhZ
RAM: 512 MB (2x 256 MB Dell DDR SDRAM) DDR SDRAM 2.79 GhZ
Hard Disk: ATA Maxtor DiamondMax6 7200 RPM 80.0 GB
Operating System:

Microsft Windows XP Home Edition Service Pack 2

Ubuntu Linux v6.06

Monitor: DELL E173FP 17in. 4:3 Aspect Ratio running at resolution 1024x768 (VGA)
Speakers: DELL
Video Card: nVidia GeForce FX5200
Other Drives:

3.5 in. Floppy Drive

Memorex DVD+-RAM

Samsung DVD-ROM

Network Card: Intel PRO/100

People I have introduced to Wikipedia (in order):

1. Ferrari454 (talk • contribs • count • logs • page moves • block log • email) -- User check: Ferrari454 (talk · contribs · count · logs · block log · lu · rfa · rfb · arb · rfc · lta · checkuser · socks)
2. Invisiblefox (talk • contribs • count • logs • page moves • block log • email) -- User check: Invisiblefox (talk · contribs · count · logs · block log · lu · rfa · rfb · arb · rfc · lta · checkuser · socks)
3. Sigamar007 (talk • contribs • count • logs • page moves • block log • email) -- User check: Sigamar007 (talk · contribs · count · logs · block log · lu · rfa · rfb · arb · rfc · lta · checkuser · socks)
4. PAH Page (talk • contribs • count • logs • page moves • block log • email) -- User check: PAH Page (talk · contribs · count · logs · block log · lu · rfa · rfb · arb · rfc · lta · checkuser · socks)
5. Patriotfan1993 (talk • contribs • count • logs • page moves • block log • email) -- User check: Patriotfan1993 (talk · contribs · count · logs · block log · lu · rfa · rfb · arb · rfc · lta · checkuser · socks)

I am interested in the former Soviet Union

For more information about me, please see the userboxes below.

If you use any of my userboxes, please comment on my Userboxes Talk Page.
Your feedback is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

For more information regarding my userboxes and some links to userboxing-related pages, see my Userboxes Talk Page.
Obligatory Disclaimer before you see the userboxes:
Looking at userboxes has been found to cause Wikipediholism, userbox invasions of your userspace, extra pride as you parade you accomplishments on your userpage, possible seizure from staring at lots of different colors, staying up late at night and missing school, and many other things. If you experience any of the above symptoms, call your physician, or, if you begin experiencing Wikipediholism, take the test here, and get another userbox you can parade on your userpage. FastLizard4 is not responsible for any of these side effects or any others that may occur.
You may or may not notice this, but I finally organized my userboxes a little! YAY!

Userboxes

♦Userbox of the Week♦ (Or whenever I get to update it) You Tube This user broadcasts themselves on YouTube. Code: {{User Youtube}}

My newest userbox creation!

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьох дdd УОЦ!! Description: Like Russian Reversal? Well, this userbox will add you! Remember, in Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edit you! This userbox has special features. Click the link below to see them. Code: {{User:FastLizard4/Userboxing/Russian Reversal}} Want to see more of my userboxes and comment on them? Click here!

The Basics 15 This Wikipedian is 15 years, 0 months, and 12 days old on June 10, 2008. This user is male. 2 This Wikipedian joined Wikipedia 2 years, 1 months, and 24 days ago as of June 10, 2008. This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) Wiki-N This user is a native Wikipedia editor. This user scored 9302 (up from my last score of 5027 [up from my previous score of 1519]) on the Wikipediholic test (revision 197130530). 2,629+ This user has made over 2,629 contributions to Wikipedia. From all namespaces, last updated 02:26, 26 October 2007 (UTC), unless you have logged in and have the script installed, in which case it is live This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. This user is a member of WikiProject Userboxes. This user is a member of WikiProject Southern California. This user is a member of WikiProject Star Trek This user is a member of the Video Games WikiProject. Sign up for the new VG Newsletter. This user is a member of the Command & Conquer task force. This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee. This editor repairs links to disambi­guation pages - you can help!

Userboxes Part 1 ...and much more to come! This user uses WikiDiscussion Manager. In United States, Wikipedia edit you. But in Sоviэт Яцssiд, you edit Wikipedia!! Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with VandalProof. This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Big Brother is watching this user. This user has experienced 28 Blue Screen(s) of Death, and caused all of them. No! I'm not kidding! This user just created the above userbox. This user's IRC nick is FastLizard4 on the server irc.freenode.net. This user's IRC nick is FastLizard4 on the server chat.freenode.net. No user serviceable parts inside. UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes! or else... This user eats jam and ham and Spam a lot. This userbox intentionally left blank † WP:UA This user formally recognizes the Tree That Owns Itself. † WP:UA All this user wants is a Fucking sign. † WP:UA This user brews tea according to ISO 3103. † WP:UA This user has tested the buttered cat paradox.† WP:UA {#if} This user understands and uses ParserFunctions. This user is dedicated to raising awareness of the dangers of DiHydrogen Monoxide. ST2 KHAAAAAAAN! This user just created the above userbox. UFP This user is a citizen of the United Federation of Planets This user just created the above userbox. This user wants to stop global warming This user wants ZERO net carbon emissions from human activity.† This user is an escaped genetic experiment. This user is an infectious substance. This user has built a device that is guaranteed to end the human race ONCE AND FOR ALL! This user just created the above userbox. fan-3 This user thinks that the upcoming Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath will be heralded the best computer or video game ever made. This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Verizon. This user has been approved by Mr Ducky. Have you? Userboxes Part 2 雞 This user is a Rooster. This user is interested in environmentalism. This user supports recycling. 2142 This user knows that all you have to do is watch for the future. This user just created the above userbox. This user supports public transit. This user believes global warming is a reality we will have to face. This user supports the United Nations. This user supports hybrid vehicles. This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. This user does not trust electronic voting machines. AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle! Warning to vandals: This user uses Lupin's Anti-Vandalism Tool! This user just created the above userbox. This user wants to TAX THE RICH to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.† $ £ ¥ € This user has a page on Wikinews. Wikipedian since April 16th, 2006! This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles. — This space for rent. — This space for rent. — This space for rent. WP This user contributes using Corel WordPerfect. This user is a fish owner. @ This user can be reached by email at FastLizard4@aol.com. This user uses Windows Live Messenger and his/her e-mail address is FastLizard4@aol.com. This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is FastLizard4. This user uses Skype. His/Her username is FastLizard4. This user keeps del.icio.us weblinks as FastLizard4. This user has created 24 userboxes Elementary, my dear Watson This user just created the above userbox. This user reads The Wikipedia Signpost. Do you? (single-page edition) This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death. This user just created the above userbox. Hulot This user is on holiday This user just created the above userbox. TWC This user watches The Weather Channel. This user prefers to use NASA World Wind over Google Earth. This user tracks his or her money on Where's George? ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof. AIM-5 2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng C&H This user has managed to transmogrify himself into a Calvin and Hobbes fan. This user reads Asterix comics. Userboxes Part 3 You Tube This user broadcasts themselves on YouTube. This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia. AM This user has an AM radio. — This space for rent. FM This user has a FM radio. SW This user has a shortwave radio. Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho This user likes the Dogpile search engine. This user has a very short...Oh, look! Gummy worms! Airsoft This user plays airsoft. This user would like to earn a Barnstar. This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by. NATO This user supports NATO. This user loves bacon! Image: Yoda.jpg '''This user is a master of [[userbox design]]. ''' [[Category:Userbox kingz]] <!-- I am teh rule! --> † Too many links This user makes a lot of links to just about anything and everything in their sentences. This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans. This user is Dangerous When Wet. Ensure that this user does not have a shower! This user is against involuntary military service. This user thinks that bullfighting should be extinct. This user wishes he could spin the stupid pen. This user is a fan of Star Trek: Voyager. The English Wikipedia has 2,406,496 articles. This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain. This user thinks fair use images should be allowed in userboxes. This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source. 1RR This user prefers discussing changes on the talkpage rather than engaging in an edit war. This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages. ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues. ? This user wants to become an administrator, but doesn't have the courage to nominate himself. ? This user helps out newcomers. This little tag you are reading is a userbox. This user doesn't think all userboxes should go away but wishes the boxwar would. 1, 2, 3... This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. This user creates his or her own userboxes. This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors. This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care. — This space for rent. — This space for rent. ubx-c This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control. Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. This user supports the Simple userbox solution. ' UFP This user is a citizen of the United Federation of Planets This user just created the above userbox. STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: The Original Series. TOS STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation. TNG STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. DS9 STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: Voyager. VOY STAR TREK This user is a fan of Star Trek: Enterprise. ENT ' If this user commanded the Starship Enterprise, there would be no more photon torpedoes in starfleet, and a lot of angry Romulans This user just created the above userbox. This user is approximately normal. Today is June 10, 2008 01:49:19, according to server's time and date. This user has too much time on his hands. This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable. You This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time Magazine. >_< This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it). NWR This user has an All Hazards NOAA Weather Radio and actually listens to it This user just created the above userbox. This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. Userboxes Part 4 This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous. WotW This user knows that the last war on Earth won't be started by man. TWC This user's TV service provider is Time Warner Cable. This user is a Trekkie. LCARS This user, as a Federation citizen uses both LCARS and Wikipedia This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy. MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own! SC4 This user's city is much better than Defacto's. SC3K This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited. CNC3 GDI This user believes Tiberium to be the most dangerous substance known to man. This user just created the above userbox. This user passed GO ! (…so where is my $200?) This user plays the Metroid series. This user still remembers these. This user just created the above userbox. DON'T PANIC This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels CNC This user enjoys playing any of the Command & Conquer games. CNC This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and has the Yuri's Revenge expansion pack. This user enjoys playing BZFlag. This user plays games on a graphing calculator. This user likes to play Strategy games on a computer. This user prefers to play games on a PC. RS This user plays RuneScape. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. — This space for rent. DON'T PANIC Through a time warp this user edits the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Vz This user's internet service provider is Verizon. This user contributes while using iTunes 7.6.2 — This space for rent. FLA This user can program games with Macromedia Flash Professional 8. P2P This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly. This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! os This user uses an operating system. C:\>_   This user uses DOS. (or knows how to use it.) This user uses Windows XP. This user contributes using Ubuntu. 2000- This user is still using Microsoft® Office ™ 2000 or older This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. This user contributes using a PC. intel inside This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Pentium 4 microprocessor. BB This user contributes using a broadband connection. 768 kbps x 128 kbps This user's internet connection has a 768 kbps downstream speed and a 128 kbps upstream speed This user just created the above userbox. This user is a musician. This user knows advanced music theory. This user enjoys the big band sound This user enjoys classical music. H2G2 This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia. vb This user is a Visual Basic programmer. as This user knows ActionScript. batch-1 This user is an occasional Batch programmer. Chaplin This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time. ssshhh... This user loves silent films. This user just loves a good western. This user loves the smell of napalm in the morning. DESS It is exactly 12 PM. This user just created the above userbox. This user thinks that you are a twit! Userboxes Part 5 This user sends regards, signed... From Russia with Love. This user is from the planet Earth. This user enjoys Geocaching. Dr.S This user can't fight in here! This is the War Room! This user supports sustainable living. This user supports Renewable Energy. This user does not smoke. This user is a Naturalist. This user enjoys photography. This user is interested in politics. This user is interested in geopolitics. This user is interested in political science. Userboxes Part 6 This user is interested in numismatics. DIRTY JOBS This user knows it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. $ This user is a fan of game shows. NTSC This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast. This user prefers cable television over satellite television. DT This user has a Digital television set, or tuner box, to receive Digital terrestrial television, such as DVB, ISDB, or ATSC. This user has a television set. 405 This user remembers 405-line television. — This space for rent. 480i This user still uses old standard definition TV, and thinks it is better than any HDTV. This user just created the above userbox. This user loves to watch America's Stupidest Idiots on AFV. ' This user is a fan of The Three Stooges. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!! Quoth this user, "Nevermore" LotF This user thinks it is better to have rules and agree than to hunt and kill. This user enjoys reading the newspaper. This user enjoys reading magazines. PCW This user reads PC World Magazine This user just created the above userbox. This user enjoys tracking weather, and might have a personal weather station. This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI. This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time. This user dislikes the new DST time. New DST Time SI This user prefers the metric system of measurement. This user knows the Ultimate Answer. This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1] Pi ≈ 3.14159265358979323846264 33832795028841971693993751058 20974944592307816406286208998 62803482534211706798214808651 32823066470938446095505822317 25359408128481117450284102701 93852110555964462294895493038 19644288109756659334461284756 48233786783165271201909145648 56692346038610454326648213393 60726024914127372458700660631 55817488152092096282925409171 53643678925903600113305305488 20466521384146951941511609 This user thinks you ought to know he's feeling very depressed. Hackers, beware. This user has a strong password. This user enjoys wargaming — This space for rent. — This space for rent. — This space for rent. — This space for rent.