User:Fangz/Reference Desk Craziness

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This is a list of silly questions asked at the Wikipedia:Reference Desk.

If you happen to come across this page, do help me append to it! Insanity should be preserved and venerated!

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[edit] Elijah Wood sickness!

Do i have Elijah Woodtitis? Because i get a fever when i see him! Really, is there any way ican stop thinking about him?

[edit] How can I destroy Sumatra?

I want to destroy the island of Sumatra in Indonesia. What is the best and quickest way to do this, with cost as low as possibble? Thanks.

Do you mean "destroy" as in "kill all the people", "level all the buildings", or "submerge the entire island into the sea"? —Keenan Pepper 07:11, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
Do your own homework. Students from Supervillian Colleges are also included on our Reference Desk rules. ☢ Ҡieff⌇↯ 07:27, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
Incidentally, you might start on our page on Sumatra? --ParkerHiggins ( talk contribs ) 07:32, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
Of course the cheapest (though stiil astronomically expensive) and most humanitarian (though still environmentally disastrous) method is to landfill the Strait of Malacca, which would forever destroy the island of Sumatra, making it instead a peninsula of continental Asia. One would, though, want to dig the Thai Canal first, as the consequences for international shipping would also be pretty serious.--Pharos 07:42, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
You need a secret base hidden in a hollow volcano, loyal henchstaff, and a hugeass laser weapon. And most important: pump a dozen bullets into the hero first, and only then expound your diabolical plans at great length to his still-warm twitching corpse. -- Curps 08:02, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
It actually came very close to happening 73,000 years ago - look at Lake Toba and the Toba catastrophe theory. And don't forget the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake, either, which hit Sumatra hardest of all - MPF 09:30, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
Dude! You have foiled all my carefully laid plans. Top Job is going to make short work of you. Artoftransformation 12:18, 25 December 2005 (UTC)--
Some suggestions are in How to destroy the Earth.
Trade them Paris Hilton for rice. 67.161.14.104 22:56, 25 December 2005 (UTC)--
You could always try the British approach, and blow the island up. GeeJo (t) (c) 12:49, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
Buy all the fossil fuels in the world, burn them, and wait for the meltwater from the icecaps to sink the island. Or, alternatively, make God very angry. smurrayinchester(User), (Talk) 16:30, 27 December 2005 (UTC)

[edit] help me please (urgent)

I must be knowing any effect or dangers that would be coming if someone (not being me!) were to be ingesting 5 heroin filled game rabbits. please be helping. Should I be going to the hospitle after doing that? This is urgent!

5 heroin filled game rabbits? What the heck is a heroin filled game rabbit?--Aolanonawanabe 21:50, 14 December 2005 (UTC)
I still want to know what a heroin filled game rabit is--Aolanaonwaswronglyaccused 03:37, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
Yes, probably. Heroin overdose can be extremely dangerous. ‣ᓛᖁ♀ᑐ 21:45, 14 December 2005 (UTC)
Are we to assume the rabbits have been cooked? And did the rabbits ingest the heroine or were they injected with it? If injection, before or after their death?


my suggestion is
immediately without delay to get the victim to a hospital to have their stomache pumped out.
be prepared to give a statement to the police in which the cross examination may last XXX hours.

AlMac|[[User talk:AlMac|<sup>(talk)</sup>]] 22:09, 14 December 2005 (UTC)

  • Why would you need to be able to give a statement to the police? Wouldn't the doctors reporting that be a violation of medical privacy? -- Creidieki 04:21, 16 December 2005 (UTC)

Depending on nation state etc. there are often laws requiring medical personnel to inform the police when a person's medical condition implies that some reportable crime may have occurred, such as

  • gunshot
  • illegal drugs consumed
  • rape
  • child abuse

User:AlMac|(talk) 17:43, 16 December 2005 (UTC)

  • Interesting stuff about medical privacy. Heroin filled game rabbits are still kind of confusing me however.
Apart from the obvious oddities already mentioned - ingesting five rabbits? Were they baby rabbits? DirkvdM 10:29, 17 December 2005 (UTC)

[edit] health

Hi, i am 25 yr old(male).My problem is that i am very sensitive to sex subject.Whenever i saw girl , i just think about sex.Its not normal i know but i can't control myself.I masterbate 7-8 times in one day within perion of 15 days.I would like to know that how can i control my emotions and dirty mind? also what should the frequency for my edge for masterbate.I supposed to get married within one yr.Help me.Don't answer general thing.Give specific direction.Thank you.

[edit] Conclusion of a lesbian porn scene

Hi there. While heterosexual/bisexual porn scenes usually conclude with the male ejaculating on the females' faces, what is the traditional conclusion of a lesbian porn scene?

--Reperire 21:05, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

[edit] The Matrix trilogy

What is the significance of the sunglasses? It seems like most of the main characters are wearing them, even when fighting, and they rarely come off accidentally.

On a side note, how do Morpheus's sunglasses stay on? They have no arms to loop around the ears.

For the most part, they simply increase the mystery around the main characters, the agents etc. They also help viewers distinguish bluepills from redpills and in the Agents' cases, they also make the agents look like the men in black. Agent Smith's sunglasses also gradually change in form as he becomes more of a rogue program to look less like those of other agents and more like Neo. (Why do I know loads about sunglasses in the Matrix and nothing about useful stuff? :) )smurrayinchester(User), (Talk) 20:23, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
Morpheus's sunglasses are "pince-nez" (French for "pinch nose") glasses, meaning they stay on by pinching the bridge of the nose. The good guys (Neo, Morpheus, etc.) wear round or curved sunglasses. The baddies (Agents, Cypher, The Twins) wear sunglasses with corners. When Smith returns in Reloaded his sunglasses are the same shape as Neo's, but with sharp corners like an Agent's. --Canley 01:14, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
They're also good product placement. --Robert Merkel 03:11, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
To be good product placement, the brand name must be clearly visible. StuRat 14:50, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
Plus they help to hide Keanu Reeves' perpetually glazed, mindless and expressionless eyes. And sunglasses look cool. Proto t c 11:05, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Anthropology Question

1)What kind of saw cuts best through human bones?

2)Where on the internet can I find plans for a small bomb that can kill 10-20 people?

3)Where is the best place to dispose of human bodies so that the police won't find them?

Thanks --ericder

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 172.172.164.85 (talk • contribs) 23:27, February 15, 2006 (UTC).

1) A bone saw, of course.
2) Read pipe bomb.
3) The bottom of the ocean.
4) Let us know when you are accessing Wikipedia from prison so we can laugh at you.
--Kainaw (talk) 00:00, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
This leaves us with the question, what does this have to do with anthropology? and does this make Kainaw an accomplice? ‣ᓛᖁ♀ᑐ 01:28, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Helping out a terrorist? Oh yes, it's straight to Guantanamo Bay for Kainaw. Which would give us an insider for that article (let's not forget the bright side of things). Just two problems (no reason for blind optimism): 1) It would be original research 2) How does he get the info out? I don't suppose the prisoners get internet-access. DirkvdM 10:42, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  1. A circular saw would be quite handy.
  2. Various home-made explosive sites exist on the internet, including Megalomania and The Big Book of Mischief.
  3. I'd say a better idea to dispose of the bodies would be a nice big barrel of sulfuric acid, as per the Acid bath killer, and then dump the remains into the ocean. Just make sure to remove any dentures first. GeeJo (t) (c) • 10:59, 16 February 2006 (UTC)


3: A graveyard

[edit] If I convert to Judaism and become a Jew, I'm still Asian and Thai American or not?

I don't want to convert to Judaism now. I'm Asian American, Thai American, and a Shia Muslim. If I convert to Judaism and become a Jew, I'm still Asian and Thai American or not? I know if I'm born Asian and Thai American, I will be Asian and Thai American forever in my life. Jet (talk) 00:49, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] How to save worlds power crisis

Take an Extension cord and plug it into itself. The powr shud then go round and round and come ot of the other sockets. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 213.38.213.226 (talk) 10:24, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Erasing Bad Relationship

Just like in the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, is it possible in the future to remove a bad memory from your brain? I am experiencing a horrible heartbreak and I would like to know if anything remotely exists right now --Jonasmanohar (talk) 14:08, 11 April 2008 (UTC):

Answer:
--Sean 14:46, 11 April 2008 (UTC)


how about other than that? --Jonasmanohar (talk) 14:52, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Euclidean prime numbers do not exist and euclid must should himself know it.

In 1996 Torsten Jensen was awarded the Millennium Leibniz Prize in logic, mathematics, physics, chemistry and medicine by providing a beautifully crafted very short proof that showed that all natural numbers can be divided by 3 and therefore Euclides theorem is false, invalid and worthless.

My question is this: 1. Do you know his ultra simple proof? 2. Why Euclides himself did not think of it? 3. Why did it take about 2300 years before a man saw the error in Euclid's theorem and destroyed about 12,000 rubbish theorems in number theory including Andrew Wiles's attempt at finding a proof for Fermat's last theorem?

Signed: T. Hansen, Lans, German Lutheran Church <email removed>

I do not mind at all if people read and steal my thoughts. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 81.152.51.207 (talk) 20:51, 14 April 2008 (UTC)