Family Guy Viewer Mail 1

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Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Family Guy episode

Peter as a T. Rex
Episode no. Season 3
Episode 21
Written by Gene Laufenberg, Seth MacFarlane, Michael Shipley, Jim Bernstein
Directed by Pete Michels, Scott Wood, Michael Dante DiMartino
Guest stars Bill Goldberg, Kelly Ripa, Regis Philbin, Michael Winslow
Production no. 3ACX12
Original airdate February 14, 2002
Season 3 episodes
Family Guy - Season 3
July 11, 2001February 14, 2002
  1. The Thin White Line (1)
  2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)
  3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
  4. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
  5. And the Wiener Is...
  6. Death Lives
  7. Lethal Weapons
  8. The Kiss Seen Around the World
  9. Mr. Saturday Knight
  10. A Fish out of Water
  11. Emission Impossible
  12. To Love and Die in Dixie
  13. Screwed the Pooch
  14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
  15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled
  16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
  17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
  18. From Method to Madness
  19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
  20. Road to Europe
  21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
  22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein*

(*)-Episode didn't air until November 9, 2003.


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"Family Guy Viewer Mail #1" is an episode of Family Guy, first aired on February 14, 2002. The episode consists of three segments, each suggested by a viewer. This was the last original episode to air before the series was temporarily cancelled by FOX.

[edit] Plot summaries

Brian and Stewie introduce the show, consisting of three short stories in response to requests they have received from viewers.

[edit] "No Bones About It"

Peter finds a genie in his beer who offers him three wishes. His first wish is to see what Kelly Ripa is like off-camera. She is apparently a horrible alien who eats living men's still-beating hearts. Ripa and co-host Regis Philbin voice themselves for this cutaway. His second wish is for his own theme music, which plays everywhere he goes and whatever he does. On a city bus, a brawny man (Bill Goldberg) grows irritated with Peter's bus riding theme music and threatens to break every bone in his body. Peter quickly wishes that he was boneless and collapses into a fleshy heap. When townspeople react with revulsion and horror towards him. After realizing that he is a burden to his family, he pulls out the drain in the bath and ends up in Hollywood and finds work as a stuntman's human airbag. Peter misses his family, though, and when a doctor offers him an experimental surgery to implant bones into his body, he takes the chance. The operation is successful, but he is horribly misshapen; he learns that his family (and a dead drifter to fill out the torso) donated bones to transplant into his body, and they all painfully amble away together. Peter mentions he was surprised that the operation was covered by his HMO.

[edit] "Supergriffins"

After being exposed to toxic waste from a tanker truck, the Griffins develop superhuman powers. Stewie's head grows larger and he gains telekinetic abilities; Chris is able to start fires by thought; Peter can change into any person, animal or object; Lois becomes super-strong; Brian can move at incredible speed, traveling around the world in an instant; and Meg gains the "super-amazing" ability, to make her fingernails grow longer or shorter on command. Despite initial intentions to use their powers for good, they soon use their powers for personal gain. Meg wants a patch of Justin Timberlake's hair, so Peter goes to 'N Sync while impersonating Britney Spears (but still acting stereotypically male). Stewie steals a candy bar and the storekeeper orders him to pay for it. Stewie picks him up with his mind and throws him at the wall repeatedly. Lois is getting annoyed by traffic jams and picks up the car to carry it home, crushing other cars beneath her feet. Brian steals martinis at a bar from a lady and is seen very drunk when he stops(Note: Brian's example of misuse was taken out for the syndicated reruns). Chris sets a boy on fire for picking on him and accidentally burns down the entire school. Meg fails to terrorize anyone, as her abilities are simply not that frightening (though a Channel 5 news report still photo shows her popping a baby's balloon and she can deliver a painful scratch). The Griffins threaten the public and make absurd demands, threatening to kill anyone who disobeys them. Mayor West douses himself in toxic waste, hoping for powers with which to fight the Griffins, but develops lymphoma instead. With Mayor West in the hospital the Griffins see the error of their ways and dedicate themselves to good and helping West recover. So Stewie fluffs his pillow and Brian runs to China to see if they have a cure (they don't). Peter makes the entire room burst into laughter by shaping into the breasts of Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life (which Mayor West finds wonderful).

[edit] "Li'l Griffins"

In a parody of The Little Rascals, five-year-old Peter, Brian, Quagmire, Joe (who is pulled around in a wagon), Cleveland, and Mayor West rebel in their "We Hate Broads Club". Adam Carolla reprises his role of Death. When young Lois Pewterschmidt joins their school, however, Peter and Quagmire are love-stricken. Attempting to impress Lois, both boys promise to spend the night in a spooky abandoned house to prove their courage. Wacky hijinks ensue as each group tries to scare the other; when they see an apparently "real" ghost, they all flee in terror, where Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons report on the events. Lois says that she is no longer impressed by bravery, however, and introduces Mort Goldman as her new boyfriend because she likes his intelligence. Peter and Quagmire swear off girls forever in disgust; thirty-five years later they are still womanless but, without the distraction of women, they have become incredibly wealthy (and are having sex with buttered bagels).

This episode is not considered to be in canon with the rest of the series (since all three ended in situations that disagreed with canon, and the third one also disagreed with established continuity for how some of the characters first met each other as adults). Hence, it is more akin to the various cutaways during a normal episode.

[edit] Notes

  • In a deleted scene included on the DVD release of the third season, Peter's first wish in No Bones About It is that Jackie Gleason was still alive. However, the undead Gleason turns out to be a malicious zombie who tries to eat Lois (ripping out some of her hair in the process), before Stewie kills him with a rocket launcher, to which Peter asks "where did you get a rocket launcher?". This was deleted because Peter got suspicious of Stewie having weapons.
  • This episode is somewhat similar to the manner of The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror episodes, which also have three parodic segments that are all non-canon to the shows' continuity, due to some of the segments containing major characters of the show dying.

[edit] Cultural references

  • In the introduction, Stewie keeps pushing a button on a canned laughter box. Stewie says he got it from the ABC sitcom Dharma & Greg, so Brian is surprised it still has anything left in it.

[edit] "No Bones About It"

[edit] "Supergriffins"

  • Brian and Peter are watching an old counting lesson by Count von Count of Sesame Street. Peter asks Brian if the show ever depicted the Count sucking someone's blood for sustenance as a vampire normally would, to which Brian, deadpan, replies "Your asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills someone and then sucks their blood for sustenance?" Peter says "Yeah." To which Brian replies "No, they've never done that".
  • Peter morphs into pop star Britney Spears to get into 'N Sync's dressing room and steal a lock of Justin Timberlake's hair for Meg.
  • While kissing Timberlake, Peter morphs into film critic Gene Shalit.
  • Peter demands the town build a statue depicting a scene from the 1980s-era sitcom The Facts of Life. Later, he uses his morphing ability to appear as Mrs. Garrett's bosom.
  • When Adam West pulls up at the toxic plant, his car resembles the 1966 Batmobile.

[edit] "Li'l Griffins"

[edit] References

  • S. Callaghan, "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1". Family Guy: The Official Episode Guide Seasons 1–3. New York: HarperCollins, 2005. 152–155.
  • A. Delarte, "Nitpicking Family Guy: Season 3" in Bob's Poetry Magazine, 2.August 2005: 57–60 http://bobspoetry.com/Bobs02Au.pdf

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Preceded by
Road to Europe
Family Guy Episodes Followed by
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein