User:EVula/languages

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EVula is dealing with real-life crap (see the links). I'll be around, but not doing much more than WP:CHU patrols.

Languages en This user is a native speaker of English. US This user uses American English. du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration. BS This user can speak Bullshit. gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English. PC-0 This user is politically incorrect, and will use common sense and speak plainly rather than tripping all over himself trying to be inoffensive. fr-½ Le user sucks á le French.

I would certainly like to think this is pretty self-explanatory, but here goes:

• English. Duh.

• Specifically, American English. Sorry, but I don't like extra "u"s. :P

• While it certainly isn't my greatest accomplishment, I'm proficient enough with dumbass to, if not carry on a conversation, at least comprehend it.

• On the flipside, I can bullshit like nobody's business.

• I hate gibberish, which is a shame, since I live in Nashville, and sometimes have clumsy attempts at communication thrust upon me by locals.

• Me fail English? That's unpossible!

• Fuck political correctness.

• "Mon français n'est pas très bien" is the only phrase I can say.