User:Evildeathmath

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Hello. I've been editing Wikipedia for a while and finally registered; generally, I prefer that Wikipedia contain truthful information, but in the interest of my own privacy, I have changed a couple of details in my biography which appears below. It does contain what some might consider excessive use of links and capital letters, so please exercise caution when reading it.

In fact, don't read my biography at all. It's a waste of your time. Find something useful to do instead. Please.

[edit] WARNING: Do not read any further! You have been warned!

I am MR SMITH COLE from UTAH which is in NIGERIA or perhaps BELGIUM, a Country in WEST AFRICA. My father is MR RUPERT GILES, former MINISTER of TRANSPORT and COMMUNICATIONS and one time DEPUTY FINANCE MINISTER in Sierra Leone. My father and mother were arrested by the government of my Country and put in detention since 28/09/2001. My parents were accused of keeping large quantity of DIAMONDS and PUPPIES in the house, and also privately selling large quantity of DIAMONDS and PUPPIES abroad. You can verify this from SIERRA LEONE EMBASSY in your country.

I escaped to a hide out in BENIN REPUBLIC, another Country in West African with 2 Trunk boxes containing about Forty Six Million U.S. dollars (US$73,000,000.00) and a COCKER SPANIEL. I kept the boxes in a TRUST COMPANY in NEW PHILADELPHIA a Capital City which I just now am making up of BENIN REPUBLIC. For my safety and that of the boxes, I did not let the company know that the boxes contain money or PUUPPIES. I told them that the boxes contain |documents and fake |credit cards.

I cannot move about |freely now. I need Your help urgently for both SAFE KEEPING and INVESTING of this money in your country as well as Good |Religious Home for the PUPPIEES. You are one of the three email contacts given to me by a Cyber Cafe operator on my request for a foreign contact. She did not tell me your name or country of origin. Though I did not tell her why I needed the |contact of any foreigner.

Because of the urgent and confidential nature of this business, you are advised to keep everything secret for now. if you are interested in doing this business with me, kindly reply me back immediately on my email Address for more explanations. When replying, include your safe and private telephone numbers for easy communications.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.

Yours faithfully, MR JOHN SMITH COLE (For the family)