User:EvanJenk

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Evan

Evan was born in 1983 and died in 2198. He was an Australian prince

Contents 1 History 2 social statuss 3 Religeon 4 quotes about Evan 5 Alliances

[edit] History

In 2007 he fell of his deck and cut his leg open which required 13 stitched which some considered to be carless.

In 2008 he dislocated his shoulder which ended his AFL carrer.

In 2199 he fell into a vat of boiling tar which ruined his moddoling carrer.

in 1908 Evan discovered how to farm mutant pigs

[edit] social statuss

a w s o m e

[edit] Religeon

Evan was not a very religeos lad but in the late 1990s he started his own religeon called Evanism, which was highly succsesful and had millions of followers.

[edit] quotes about Evan

"The kids f***** up!" said Zimbabwayn police cheif after Evan sodamized 11 african children.

"dude i got crabs!" said hairy obese man sitting next to a chimp

"love the kid....always have." said bill gates.

"is he the best man i'v slept with ever? its debaitable" said Pamela anderson

[edit] Alliances

Evan had many alliences, some including, Charlie Cohen and Darth Maul.(Charlie Cohen; for an endless suply of Pita bread)

Nathen the gay f***

Keith is a sexy sexy manhore....from keith