User:EvanCarroll

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Evan John Carroll

If you own an image of me, consider yourself lucky.
Born September 10, 1985 (1985-09-10) (age 22)
Flag of Texas Houston, Texas
Died N/A[1]
Residence Flag of Texas Kingwood, Texas
Nationality Flag of the United States American
Other names The Evan Carroll
Occupation Programmer
Employers Dealermade
Title System Lord of the Internets
Height 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)
Weight 190 lb (86 kg)
Known for Being l33t as all hell
Cure for cancer
Solving world hunger
Political party Varies - Far-left
Religious beliefs Atheist
Children 0
Parents Irene Carroll (mother)
Allan Carroll (father)
Relatives Brittany Carroll (vestigial sister)
Website
www.evancarroll.com
Notes
(The) Evan Carroll knows that the three flags shown above is a slight abuse of WP:FLAGS but regardless he is right to use them.

Future President of the United States, Dr. Sri Sri Evan John Carroll GBE (born September 10, 1985 CE – never[2]) aka The Evan Carroll, or simply The Evan[3] is totally awesome. He is known for his ability to split water as he walks on it. Evan is currently employed at Dealermade as a highly senior computer software engineer or programmer and ruthlessly wastes lots of time improving technical and local articles on Wikipedia. His public distaste and abhor–ation for sarcasm is well known. Also known, is his willingness to create words when they don't exist, claiming them for the betterment of the language.

You can email him, or Google Talk-message, him at me@evancarroll.com.

According to someone[who?], most people[weasel words] need to be told to check their facts[citation needed].

This editor is a Journeyman Editor, and is entitled to display this Service Badge.
This editor is a Journeyman Editor, and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

Contents

[edit] Wikipedia

Woo, wikipedia ftw.

[edit] Started

I prefer editing over authoring but I've done my share:

Popular restort destroyed by fire in 1898 in Galveston, Texas
UFC Fighter with notable win over Sean Gannon
A geeky technical article made to quell some confusion -- I only started the terminology section.

[edit] Maintain

[edit] Work in Action

None... currently ;)

[edit] Wikibooks

The next generation of Wikipedia!! More details, more info, more tutorials, more addictive. All articles should have one!

[edit] Started

[edit] Reading

[edit] User Comments

I wish I knew this guy. EvanCarroll 09:33, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Work
prog-N This user is a native programmer.
<html> This user can write HTML.
Perl This user is a Perl hacker.


py This user can program in Python.
C++ This user can program in C++.
asp This user can code in ASP.
Demography
This user is male.
This user lives in or hails from Houston.
#*# This user is an Atheist


[edit] Barnstar

The Original Barnstar
For constructive, varied and well-documented edits on Rudy Giuliani

Dogru144 20:32, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] To my Vandal fans

I've killed for less. Try it.

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[edit] External Links

[edit] Photo Sharing

[edit] Footnotes

  1. ^  ipso facto truth: immortals can not die.
  2. ^  User:JWSchmidt totally agrees
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