Epic Movie

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Epic Movie

Promotional movie poster for Epic Movie.
Directed by Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer
Produced by Paul Schiff
Written by Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer
Starring Kal Penn
Jennifer Coolidge
Adam Campbell
Faune A. Chambers
Darrell Hammond
Jayma Mays
Fred Willard
Tim Lockwood
David Lehre
Distributed by Regency
Release date(s) January 26, 2007
Running time 89 minutes
Country USA
Language English
Budget $20 million
Followed by Meet the Spartans
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For the film genre see Epic film.

Epic Movie is a 2007 American comedy film directed and written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. It was produced by Paul Schiff. It was made in a similar style to Date Movie and the Scary Movie series. The film mostly references The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

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Four orphans each receive a Golden Ticket, each via a different film "parody" - Lucy (Jayma Mays) (The Da Vinci Code), Edward (Kal Penn) (Nacho Libre), Susan (Faune A. Chambers), (Snakes on a Plane) and Peter (Adam Campbell) (X-Men movie series). This ticket entitles them to visit the Willy Chocolate Factory (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory). Willy (Crispin Glover) tells the orphans that the secret ingredient in his chocolate is human parts, and he plans to keep the orphans in his factory to use them for his chocolate. He succeeds in getting the ingredients (Lucy's sweet "heart", Edward's "peanuts", Peter's "surprise" tooth, and Susan's lemon "head") to the tune of "Fergalicious," he then brands Peter's backside, and is now holding the orphans captive. Lucy finds a wardrobe (The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) and climbs inside to meet Mr. Tumnus (Héctor Jiménez).

He welcomes Lucy to "Gnarnia" by showing her around his home (as a "parody" of Cribs) and warns her of the grave danger she is in.Edward follows Lucy to Gnarnia and meets the White Bitch (Jennifer Coolidge) commenting with awe "Stiffler's Mom..."(referring to her past role in the American Pie series). She convinces him to trap the other orphans. Everyone makes his or her way to Mr. Tumnus' house, where the orphans discover that they are all related to one another, and that the White Bitch killed their parents.Edward goes to see the White Bitch at her castle and realizes all she cares about are the other orphans. He realizes that she is evil and refuses to tell her where the other orphans are. Unfortunately, the White Bitch flashes him her chest, and Edward, transfixed, gives her the information unhesitatingly. He is then Punk'd, and locked in the castle prison.Harry Beaver sends Lucy, Susan, and Peter out of the winter scenery and into the woods to train for the war. They end up meeting a graying Harry Potter (Kevin McDonald), along with a balding Ron Weasley (George Alvarez), and a pregnant Hermione Granger (Crista Flanagan). They all help Lucy, Susan, and Peter train for the war. Back at the White Bitch's castle, as she prepare a WMD that will create a new continent for her and her followers to live on, her assistant hands her a computer with her MySpace on the screen with an IM from Silas saying that the kids have escaped. Edward tries to find ways to break out of prison, and does so with the help of Captain Jack Swallows (Pirates of the Caribbean series) (Darrell Hammond). Swallows sells Edward to the White Bitch and reveals that the ship they are on is an amusement park ride.

The White Bitch traps Edward in a prison and then kills Jack Swallows. Edwards grabs the WMD from her but accidentally drops it into the water. Upon finishing their training, Lucy, Susan, and Peter, head to the camp of Aslo. There they encounter James Bond, Chewbacca, and Borat. The entire camp help the orphans fight the White Bitch's army, including Lord of the Rings characters and Peter's X-Men classmates. Upon facing the White Bitch's army, the foursome realize they are outnumbered because nobody came to help them. As Peter is about to be struck down, he grabs a remote (Click) off the ground, which he uses to pause time. He heals the injuries of his comrades, and the orphans proceed to kill the army as it is paused. When the army is destroyed, Edward uses the remotes TiVo menu to erase the White Bitch's evil plot.

The White Bitch is killed by Jack Swallows, spinning on a giant wheel. The orphans then become kings and queens of Gnarnia. In their old age, they rediscover the wardrobe after peeing in the snow. In walking through it they become young again and are flattened by Jack Swallows, still rolling on his cartwheel. The credits then start rolling.

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Actor/Actress Role/Parody of Movie/TV


Roscoe Lee Browne Narrator
Kal Penn Edward Pervertski/Edmund Pevensie The Chronicles of Narnia/Nacho Libre
Faune A. Chambers Susan Pervertski/Susan Pevensie The Chronicles of Narnia/Snakes on a Plane
Adam Campbell Peter Pervertski/Peter Pevensie The Chronicles of Narnia/X-Men trilogy
Jayma Mays Lucy Pervertski/Lucy Pevensie The Chronicles of Narnia/The Da Vinci Code
Jennifer Coolidge The White Bitch of Gnarnia/White Witch The Chronicles of Narnia
Kevin Hart Silas The Da Vinci Code
David Carradine The Curator The Da Vinci Code
Fred Willard Aslo/Aslan The Chronicles of Narnia
Carmen Electra Mystique X-Men trilogy
Tony Cox Bob The Chronicles of Narnia
Héctor Jiménez Mr. Tumnus The Chronicles of Narnia/ Scarface
Katt Williams Harry Beaver The Chronicles of Narnia and Bell Canada reference in scene with PDA
Danny Jacobs Borat Borat
Gregory Jbara Mel Gibson look-alike
David Lehre Ashton Kutcher Punk'd
Scott L. Schwartz Hagrid Harry Potter series
Kevin McDonald Harry Potter Harry Potter series
Crista Flanagan Hermione Granger Harry Potter series
George Alvarez Ron Weasley Harry Potter series
Michelle Misty Lang Blonde Girl
Lauren Conrad Herself
Crispin Glover Willy Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
Darrell Hammond Captain Jack Swallows Pirates of the Carribean
Jim Piddock Magneto X-Men trilogy
Dia Bromwellih Helen Slayton-Hughes

[edit] Box office

Epic Movie debuted at #1 at the box office with a gross of $18.6 million over the opening weekend.[1] As of May 8, 2007 the film has grossed $86.8 million, with $39,739,367 of that amount earned domestically, making the film another reasonable financial success in the (genre) Movie films, despite negative reviews from critics.[2] Most of its success was partly due to the film's budget, which was an estimated $20 million, the same as Date Movie.

[edit] Critical reception

Despite the film's success at the box office, it generally received extremely negative reviews. Review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported that only 2% of its reviews were positive out of 56, and all but one of the user reviews were negative. On IMDb, out of 30,268 user ratings, the movie has a rating of 2.3 out of 10.

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Preceded by
Stomp the Yard
Box office number-one films of 2007 (USA)
January 28, 2007
Succeeded by
The Messengers