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Dan
Voting for me was a vote for straight stone cold chillin
Nickname(s)	Endlessdan Royce Daniels Jack Scagnetti (+SZMDL) J. Jersey Pink Almost Mexican Terry Funk Skull Ferrari 'Quan Carter Wong Tactless Jack Iron Lung Kazuya Kakihara Fish Nice Nice Sir Ganks-A-Lot Ramblin Rose D.R., M.D. Chino Rose
Height	6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Weight	205 lb (93 kg/14.6 st)
Nationality	American, Ecuadorian
Born	November 24, 1982 (1982-11-24) (age 25)[1]
Fighting out of	Jersey
Town of birth	Belleville, New Jersey
Mixed martial arts record
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Endlessdan was born on November 24, 1982.^[2] His first registered edit on Wikipedia was about quarterback Elisha Nelson Manning.^[3] An admitted Jersey scum bag^[1] with more mack then Craig, Dan followed up his first edit with a vandalism of the cunt article.^[4] Dan still believes his edit to be true about Angelina Jolie.^{[citation needed]}

[edit] Myself

Main articles: Dude and Pete and Pete Enemies

[edit] Sports

[edit] Elisha Nelson Manning

Dan has a notoriously^[5] up and down relationship with Elisha Nelson Manning.

Drafted #1 in the 2004 NFL draft by the San Diego Chargers^[6] , Elisha was traded to Dan's beloved New York Giants in exchange for a bevy of talent and draft picks which included an overrated steroid abuser. With the trade came lofty expectations from the New York Giants organization and most importantly, Dan.

[edit] Yankees

[edit] Knicks

Main article: Aggravation

[edit] MMA

[edit] Pro Wrestling

[edit] Music

[edit] Present

Dan has an eclectic taste in music and has been known to use song quotes as edit summaries. Sometimes for no reason. Among Dan's favorite rock groups are the Velvet Underground, Iggy Pop, the MC5,^[7] Death from Above 1979,^[8] Cream^[9] & old QOTSA.^[10] He feels QOTSA "sold out" when they fired bassist Nick Oliveri. Subsequently, they have released 2 lackluster albums since Oliveri's departure.

[edit] Past

Growing up in North Jersey right around the corner from Brick City, Dan was fortunate enough to grow up with East coast hip-hop bangin in his back yard. Artists such as Nastradamus^[11], Metal Face Doom, Wu-Tang^[12] & Mobb Deep^[13] resonate deeply in Dan's personality.^[14] Despite not being his favorite genre and finding limited amount of new rap and artists that interest him, Dan identifies this music as being the sound of his surroundings growing up.

[edit] Past, but not too far from the present

As a teenager, Dan listened to a lot of punk rock.^[15][16] Although his tastes have matured as he has grown up,^{[citation needed]} he still has a soft spot in his heart for punk. But, he feels the term "punk" has been greatly diminished and used far too frequently. Its accessibility and newfound main stream acceptance have indefinitely hampered his ability to ever discover and enjoy any new punk acts.

[edit] Looking Forward

• Swift & Changeable

[edit] Zune Tunage Shuffle

Main article: User:Endlessdan/Musica

First 6 songs that come up when I shuffle my Zune.

2008-2-26

1. Down - Skin 'O My Teeth
2. MC5 - Rocket Reducer No. 62 (Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa)
3. Papoose - Salute the Dream
4. Led Zeppelin - Trampled Under Foot
5. Toilet Boys - Turn It Up
6. Dead Boys - Ain't It Fun

2008-2-28

1. Guitar Wolf - Earth Love
2. Rolling Stones - Sister Morphine
3. ZZ Top - Sleeping Bag
4. At the Drive-In - Sleepwalk Capsules
5. Cream - Strange Brew
6. A Tribe Called Quest - Mind Power

[edit] Movies

[edit] Netflix self reminders

• You're Gonna Miss Me
• The Ten
• A Man and a Woman

[edit] Females

Main article: Problems

[edit] Lindsay Lohan

Dan doesn't find her that bangin, but he would still knock it out^[17] (even with all the drama she's been through).

[edit] Jenna Bush

aka The Pretty One

What's not to like? The money, the powers, that ass. That ass. That kind of ass belongs on a Lopez or Jackson, but not you Jenna Bush.

We'd crush till it bleeds and I'd have to throw the bed sheets out afterwards. Maybe going shopping the next day for new sheets. You pay with your AmEx black cause I forgot my wallet. I always forget my wallet. Who loves you, Jenna? Dan loves you.

[edit] Scarlett Johansson

I'd like to put that ass to sleep. She looks kinda rough in this picture, though.

[edit] Mýa

I've been wanting to pounce that for nearly 10 years. You go here.

[edit] M.I.A.

Nah. She looks like she got bad breath or something. Plus, I think her music is wack and she'd want to re-decorate my apartment with neon shit and coloring book pages. Would I hit? Yeah. But I wouldn't try to be about it or nothin like that.

[edit] BEEF

[edit] Missy Hyatt, Shrew

Main articles: User talk:Endlessdan/archive 6.1.1 and User talk:Endlessdan/archive 6.2

Two wrongs equals justice. Freddy Gay is now banned. A big (fudge) you from me to you, Fred.

[edit] References