User:Endlessdan/Ever wonder what my ass tastes like

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[edit] Douchexxxx

[edit] Frontin' (Right Quick)

MAN STOPPER.

I’ve been looking into my future pet ownership and hopefully by Summer, I will be situated somewhere and will be able to get him (him).

But after some deliberation, for like, 3 minutes, I’ve reconsidered his potential breed and naming.

He will still be Master Fuji to JT and you – if you don’t play your cards right, but I can’t call him Mister Fuji. He should be calling me Mister. I’m his boss hogg. I pay the bills. I make the rules. I want some pigs feet. So, I’ve decided to give him a first name. It’s gonna be 411 (four eleven) and I want to get a frog eating bastard French Bulldog.

Being of Japanese decent (by way of Jersey), I probably couldn’t pronounce his name anyhow so it will just be 411. But when the drama is poppin and I’m looking for blood, I would assume he’ll turn his back of Katzenjammer - which will now be the cats name – because he is a French coward.

Fish (alias: Leiderkrantz) was a well known Nazi sympathizer, so it makes sense that second Fish/Cat #2 follow in the Filth’s footsteps. 411 would serve as my personal informant on the inside.

Also excellent would be when I make a YouTube ‘Best-of of 411’, I could title it ‘What’s the 4-1-1? (Remix)’.

Endless Dan 16:24, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Now is the winter of our discontent?

Holy shit, the Giants are going to the Super Bowl.

[edit] Katzenjammer the Terrible (Chiwawa)

The word katzenjammer is German, used to indicate a general state of confusion or bewilderment. It's commonly used in reference to a hangover. The literal translation is "wailing cat."

Dude - I had a a vision last night through into this morning. You know I like French bulldogs and what they bring to the table in terms of boxing it out. But, when shit really goes down, I think that frog eating bastard would front right quick. So that's why I decided again I will get a CHIWAWA... the most feared of the toy-sized dogs.

And, his name will be Katzenjammer the Terrible (or the Barbarian, depending on how I groom my personal soldier).

Here are some bullet points I pilfered off the chiwawa article on why he will eat your face off the bone...

1. Chihuahuas are prized for their devotion, ferocity and personality. Their curious nature and small size make them easily adaptable to a variety of environments, including the city and small apartments.
2. Chihuahuas are often stereotyped as high-strung, though it has been shown that correct training and socialization can result in an outstanding companion animal. (I've slayed a cat's mind into acting like a dog. This would be no sweat.)
3. Chihuahuas are not well-suited as small children's pets because of their size, temperament and tendency to bite when frightened. It is recommended that children be school aged or older before adding a Chihuahua to one's home.
4. Also, many Chihuahuas focus their devotion on one person, becoming overly jealous of that person's human relationships. (Read: He will show fierce allegiance to only me... unlike the Cat.) This can be mitigated through socialization.
5. Chihuahuas also tend to have a "clannish" nature. (Read: You know I like the Wu.)
6. Chihuahuas seem to have no concept of their own size and may fearlessly confront larger animals.

EndlessDan 14:01, 13 December 2007 (UTC)