User:El Oso

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[edit] Bio:

I was born in Mexico City and I currently live there too.

I studied at Cardigan Mountain School in Canaan, New Hampshire for three years. Then I came back to Mexico and studied at the Instituto Cumbres Bosques Preparatoria. I attended the Universidad Iberoamericana where I was majoring in Industrial engineering, but dropped out after a year. Now I study Product design at Centro de diseño, cine y television in Mexico City.

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[edit] Funny quotes from Wikipedia:

(Feel free to add any you find on your own)

"As he observed the odd couple, the living drake picked at the corpse of the dead one for a few minutes and then, without provocation, it mounted the corpse and began copulating with it." (from Necrophilia)

"Qiu Chengwei was sentenced to life in prison after stabbing and killing fellow The Legend of Mir 3 gamer Zhu Caoyuan. In the game Qiu had lent Zhu a powerful sword (a "dragon sabre"), which Zhu then went on to sell on eBay for 7,200 Yuan (about £473 or $870). With no Chinese laws covering the online dispute, there was nothing the police could do." (from Virtual crime)

"An anagram of Axl Rose is Oral Sex" (from W. Axl Rose)

"It is regarded by enthusiasts of the genre as 'the only and, frankly, best film which manages to mix swords, guns, gangsters, zombies, zombies with guns and swords, zombie gangsters with guns and swords, god-like super-beings, martial arts, assassins, police officers and combinations of all the above into one film set entirely in a forest on a timeline that spans millennia.'" (from Versus (film))

"Bremerhaven Zoo in Germany attempted to break up the male couples by importing female penguins from Sweden and separating the male couples; they were unsuccessful." (from Penguin)

"The number 42 was selected 'for its deep philosophical significance'." (from Tagged Image File Format)

"Once, when asked where he got his unusual name, he answered, 'My mom smoked pot. She was a hippie. I'm not sure how else to put that.'" (from American McGee)

"...a dreamer may 'awaken' to find a man with a knife standing over them, only to 'awaken' again to find the man still there, and so on." (from False awakening)

"Vikernes failed to return to his low-security prison in Tønsberg, Norway, after having been granted a short leave. Vikernes was apprehended by police after hijacking a car. He was found with an unloaded AG-3 assault rifle, 700 rounds of ammunition, a number of smaller weapons, a handheld GPS system, communications systems, a PC, military uniforms, a bullet proof vest, and camouflage clothes." (from Varg Vikernes)

"Mike The Headless Chicken was a Wyandotte rooster that lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off." (from Mike the Headless Chicken)

oh well...there it is...expect more later

Miguel

oh yeah, any comments, complaints and doubts may be left on my talk page.