User:ekigyuu

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Shoddy self-portrait of ekigyuu and his assistant dot.

ekigyuu is a terrifying medly of half-assed talents; the equivilant of a rusting, knock-off brand of Swiss Army Knife sold in Hong Kong. Significantly cheaper and lacking the luster and trade-mark qualities of those he pursues to immitate. In short: he is dirt. He is also a shoddy artist who draws furry. More specifically, anthropomorphic bovines, or minotaurs. Regardless of his inherit lack of artistic skill, his website California Cow, has recieved over half-a-million hits since it was opened on February 11, 2005. Visitors to his website will argue that he has credible talent and a firm grasp of human anatomy, but they are sadly mistaken.

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The strange, floating, green dot you see following ekigyuu around is his new manga assistant Dot. Once the King of France, Dot led a life of action and swashbuckling which cannot be contained in a single Wikipedia entry. During his fleeting attempts to end the Sentence and begin the World Wide Web, Dot came across ekigyuu and swore him as his rival. Quickly resigning from his position as supreme monarch of France, Dot stalked ekigyuu and finally fought him in a show down of Matrix proportions, only to be tricked into becoming a manga assistant. He now spends his time plotting ekigyuu's demise while helping him draw his graphic novel.

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Ekigyuu (pronoun, fursona) is very different from ekigyuu (noun, artist).

ekigyuu has been through many different internet handels before finally settling on this strange and difficult to pronounce psudonym. Here are ekigyuu's different handels with explainations to help ease the ambiguity:

  • ekigyuu: Japanese noun meaning work cow. Being both overworked and a Taurus this is a very fitting psudonym. Adopted late 2003.
  • Ekigyuu: a large (6'6" 320lbs) anthropomorphic cow, coffee in colouration, and ekigyuu's fursona. Not to be confused with his player, ekigyuu, which, if you notice the change in case, is a noun.
  • Gojita: deprecated for connection to Dragon Ball Z.
  • Supreamwebmonkey: Deprecated for being misspelled and unoriginal.
  • Dylan: Deprecated for being his real name.

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