User:Editor37

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Editor37 selected the number 37 because that is the number on the prison uniform of Cool Hand Luke, and that is an awesome movie. Editor37 once had a life. Then he found Wikipedia.

Editor37 also would like you to know that there is absolutely no reason whatsoever for you to be reading his page. He is probably not a significant figure in your life and you will, in all likelihood, gain nothing from reading all of this nonsense that he has written. At the same time, he would like to thank you for your interest in him, and request that you give him barnstars for keeping you somewhat amused while you read said nonsense. He loves you.

While he has your attention, Editor37 also would like to tell you that you rock. That's right. You. You, the person looking at the screen, reading this. Who else would he be talking to? You are a blessing to us all. Keep living well.

Contents 1 Pat Yourself on the Back, Editor37 2 Editor37's Favourite Users 3 The List 4 Editor37 - Speaking in first person (though not in his own words) 5 Userboxes 6 Barnstars

[edit] Pat Yourself on the Back, Editor37

Nice job cleaning up Yellow Submarine. That looked bad.

[edit] Editor37's Favourite Users

Wallowing in lonliness and despair, Editor37 decided that in order to increase his number of personal contacts on Wikipedia, he will compile a list of his favourite users and notify them of it. If you are interested in becoming one of his favourite (or favorite) users, just add your name to the list. And if you want, just make up a reason why you should be one of the favourites.

[edit] The List

User:Sceptre - for finding out what's behind these cold eyes

User:Dlohcierekim - for welcoming Editor37 to Wikipedia

User:Dwarf King - for having a cool name and wanting to be Editor37's friend

User:Thistheman - for being in Mu Alpha Theta, loving Editor37, and being the man

User:Tenaciousd - for having heard the tribute to the greatest song in the world

User:AHOY - for giving barnstars without reason

User:BeefJeaunt - for having similar interests and making cool userboxes...and being from Canada

User:Quinsisdos - for not having anything on his talk page until Editor37 wrote on it...and being a frood

User:Veritasnow - for not having anything on his talk page until Editor37 wrote on it...and liking West Wing...and having a cool username

User:Raymondluxuryacht - for having a name pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove." You are a silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

User:Yossarian - for signing "Washington Irving" on his edits. And "Irving Washington" when it gets monotonous.

User:Va girl2468 - for reppin' R-town and making sure people spell Elliott's name right.

User:Jerry lavoie - for assisting in the proliferation of smileys and brightening Editor37's day...and making an awesome template for Editor37 to use

User:Bobby D. Bryant - for seeing Editor37...feeling him...touching him...healing him.

[edit] Editor37 - Speaking in first person (though not in his own words)

I'm an air-conditioned gypsy. I've got a feeling inside (can't explain). I've been waiting so long, to be where I'm going, in the sunshine of your love. When I was a boy...everything was right. I used to care, but things have changed. Outside my window is a tree.

[edit] Userboxes

[edit] Barnstars

Please feel free to give me cool barnstars without reason. Because if you don't I'll give them to myself (Like the first one).

		The Barnstar of High Culture
		tee-hee-hee...I gave myself a barnstar to boost my self-esteem. Editor37 05:14, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

		The Original Barnstar
		Editor 37, I'm giving this to your first of all cause your page asked too, and second of all because your just plain tight. Tenaciousd 03:50, 10 December 2006 (UTC)Tenaciousd

		The Surreal Barnstar
		Editor 37, you're getting this barnstar because you probably know what to do if someone attacks you with... a banana. Veritasnow 16:23, 28 December 2006 (UTC)