User:Ed Kavalee

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[edit] Ed Kavalee

Im a big fan of him.--Ed Kavalee 07:17, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Even though I was a robot seperated from my assembly line at birth I was was adopted by a washing machine and a microwave. It was a good but turbulent childhood, as they use to have turbulent relationship all the electricity and water.

One day there was a massive flood microwave so sucumbed to the water, WM fort on bravely rolling and rolling trying to keep afloat, holding me in her tub. Eventually she sank nearly pulling me down with her, I was carried by the water and was washed ashore.

I was rescued by a kind looking but totally insane scientist called Tony Martin, the man that one day would change me from robot to cyborg!--Ed Kavalee 12:41, 1 August 2007 (UTC)