User:Eaglizard

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This user appears to contradict himself.
Please improve the user or discuss the issue on his talk page.

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[edit] Biographical crap

I'm not a big fan of homepages and such, but I can't stand my name appearing in red everywhere, so...

A few salient, if utterly non-notable facts:

  • Nearing 45 years old, I live in or around Dallas, TX, and my first name is Greg.
  • My primary 'skill' (in the context of Wikipedia at least) is a (to me) disturbing ability (perhaps 'curse') to spot roughly 97.5% of the grammatical and typographical errors in a text on a casual reading. All my life, reading a newspaper has been an exercise in frustration; I want so bad to fix those mistakes. I don't know why. Guess why I'm attracted to Wikipedia... go on, guess! ;^)
  • I'm bold, and won't hesitate to rewrite entire sections of text in line with my own conceptions of clarity and brevity. Confident in my voice, I hope my redactions will be found beneficial for the 'pedia. OTH, I rarely (if ever) "monitor" my edits. Once done, I release them; they are no longer mine. (Not that I don't monitor articles, mind you.)
  • Though I'm far from being a kid any more, I still would love to belong to the Civilian Authority for the Protection of Everybody, Regardless!

[edit] Achtung, Baby!

User: Eaglizard has been purported to have made the following statement:

Notice of Copyleft

Any and all of the potentially numiferous edits, edit summaries or other changes to the Wikipedia database made by me under this user name User: Eaglizard, on the content of any article, or on any talk page or other namespace page (unless specifically noted otherwise therein, published elsewhere, and specifically released by me to Wikipedia per convention), are covered under the terms of the GFDL, and are in addition hereby by myself released with utter and unrestrained liberté into the infinite bounds of the Lumineferous Aether, for any and all use, mis-use, or other unforseen noetic approach. (Mi noesis es su noema, bebe!!)

[edit] Dept. of Funny Crap Dept.

Unbelievably, the article on the porn 'classic' World's Biggest Gang Bang contains Template:Spoiler a spoiler warning!!!!

Hilarious. (BTW, it would seem the "spoiler" is that, though she promises to do 300, she is forced to stop at 251. Sorry if I've spoiled it for you...

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[edit] Something Important I've Realized

Conflict is vacuous. It sucks me in every time. I'm going to stay away from AfD, for one thing. Conflict sucks.


[edit] Something Else Important

If you find yourself accusing someone of "always wanting to get in the last word", it's a Very Bad Sign. Think about it. There's only one way to know this about someone, Mr. WP:POT-head.


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