User:DrVenture

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[edit] The real Dr. Venture

In reality Dr. 'Rusty' Venture (real name Thadius) is a fictional charachter in the hit cartoon The Venture Bros who is seen as an underacheving lout who sponges off the back of his late fathers scientific success. His only notable acievement in science is that he managed to clone replacement sons from toe-nail clippings after his origional sons perished ,probably due to his own carelessness or during one of their wacky adventures. In fact he has managed to clone both boys (Hank and Dean) at least fourteen times with the only defect that has so-far arrisen being Testicular Tortion in both speciemens. His arch enemy is a grown man who dresses as a butterfly and drives around in a gigantic floating cocoon who has never been able to explain his grudge against the doctor. He has a deformed twin brother called Jonas who he ate while they were in the womb, who managed to escape from the doctors body by pretending to be cancer. In reality this is not very much like me, im a 22 year old Graphic Design student studying at Colchester Institute currently in my first year, I am not, nor do I intend to be a Superscientist, or dabble in clone research, I dont have any cloned sons, and I didn't eat anyone while I ws in the womb, as far as I can tell.

I like watching the sky as much as I like watching cartoons, and also like Star Wars, video games, having money, spending the money on more comics, games and my girlfriend (and pot too). To stay fit I drink tea and have been known to twiddle my thumbs. I like reading stuff i've written on the internet, and want to publish something somday, about something or other maybe.

I was Born in 1984 which is also the title of one of my favourite books, which makes remembering my Birtday, as well as the title of a good book, a lot easier.

I dislike white wine and garish rucksacks, although i've never had the guts to combine the two and scare myself.

wanna spam, flame, or just say hi to me then do so at: stoplamingjamie@btinternet.com