Drop bear

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A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictional Australian marsupial said to be related to the koala.

Drop bears are commonly said to be unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koalas that inhabit treetops and attack their prey by dropping onto their heads from above.[1] They are an example of local lore intended to frighten and confuse outsiders, and amuse locals, similar to the jackalope, hoop snake, wild haggis or snipe.

Stories of drop bears are often told to unsuspecting foreign visitors to illustrate Australian deadpan humour. It is often suggested that doing ridiculous things like having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears will deter the creatures.[2]

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[edit] Origins

There are several possible origins of the drop bear myth.

Some suggest that it is designed to discourage children from straying needlessly below eucalyptus trees, protecting them from the very real danger of getting hit by a falling branch. Arbitrary detachment of old branches is common with certain species of the eucalyptus, which are known as 'widow-makers' for this very reason. Similar theories are attached to the cone from the bunya tree.

Another possibility is that the myth is based on a real animal. It appears to have first appeared during the latter half of the 20th century, and may have its origins with Phascolarctos stirtoni or perhaps Thylacoleo carnifex, which belong to a group of extinct animals known as Australian megafauna. The prehistoric creatures were approximately twice the size of modern koalas. T. carnifex is thought to have been an arboreal (tree-dwelling) predator that may well have ambushed prey by dropping on it from overhead branches, similar to how cougars often hunt.

A further plausible explanation is that they were invented in 1975 by Australian soldiers defending the Queensland coast against US invaders during a joint military exercise. The Americans coming ashore under cover of darkness were so afraid of the creatures they had been told about earlier that they threw sticks ahead of themselves into the forest canopy and were readily located and captured by the Australians. There does not appear to be any written references to drop bears prior to this date.[citation needed]

However, despite the merit or otherwise of these putative explanations it seems far more likely that drop bears started out as a joke.[citation needed] This often is expressed by scaring newcomers or foreigners with alarming stories of the alleged dangers of the bush that are almost too incredible to believe. Nevertheless the delivery is so deadpan that it convinces the listener of its veracity, unless he or she is uncommonly perceptive or is familiar with this type of joke known as a furphy. This approach can be a test of the new person and he or she will be well regarded if they see through the joke, even if tentatively at first. Obtaining affirmation of the joke from other locals is often difficult, as almost all Australians are aware of the drop bear story and will readily attest to their existence.

[edit] Drop bears in popular culture

  • Dropbears are mentioned by prisoners in the novel "The Third Day The Frost" by John Marsden. The prisoners are attempting to scare the soldier supervising them, and succeed.
  • Dropbears appear in the novel The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett. In that novel, the wizard Rincewind travels through the Australia-like continent of Fourecks, and is attacked by some (that is most) of the creatures while traveling through the desert. Rincewind is wearing the traditional pointed wizard's hat, which serves to protect Rincewind's head from the stunning blow of the bear, and stun the bear itself; when the first bear's attack is unsuccessful, a massive cadre of dropbears begins to fall from the trees out of sheer astonishment. When hearing about this later, the locals insist that drop bears don't really exist.
  • EV Nova, an Australian-designed 2002 computer game from Ambrosia Software, contains attacks from alleged Drop Bears in Auroran Empire space. These Drop Bears are actually young Auroran warriors in disguise. Buying "Drop Bear Repellant" from various Auroran outfitters marks your character as gullible, and increases the chances of a Drop Bear attack.

[edit] References

  1. ^ David Wood, "Yarns spun around campfire", in Country News, byline May 2, 2005, accessed Apr. 4, 2008
  2. ^ Canberra City News, "Spreading the Myth", Aug. 6, 2003.

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