User:Dr. Tyler J. Durden

Good King Wenceslas is so gay, Punisher & Howard Saint,

When the time to kill bad guys, Punisher is kicking ass;

The Russian came to kick, Punisher’s little ass,

When his family just got killed punisher give Howard punishment.

"Adolf Hitler you’re my friend, so is Eric Cartman,

MC Hammer, who is he? He this guy who sings this"

"Sire, you fucked a man and guy, That is Bert & Ernie;

Fight against those damn hedgehogs, who we kill until we know."

"Bring me Whopper, and bring me beer, bring me Big Mac Hitler:

Thou and I will see him die, lest's go kill some hookers."

Jacks some cars crash the planes It‘s so fun and it’s cool.

"Wayne Cramp, Lucient you will pay, damages & vandals;

"Mark my words and watch me puke. Shitting through my big ass:

Fuck you Mr. Jeff Jarrett, you will die and go suck dick ."

Sonic & Shadow making out, There‘s 2 Hedgehogs are gay;

Sick and twisted that it is which the saint had vomiting.

Therefore, 2 gay guys, be sure, kissing each other,

Punisher, and the guys, shall go kill sonic.

WWE and WCW have storylines and call it sports-entertainment and 2 guys called Vinnie K. McMahon Eric J. Bischoff make big money by gaining fans and have some gimmicks oh so and Commentators does Sports-entertainment storytelling and THEY SUCK ASS! ECW does not have storylines, gimmicks, and IT'S NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AND IT'S UNSCRIPTED!!! All matches in ECW have no disqualification, no rope break, no count out, all weapons are legal, and Falls count anywhere. The greatest commentator of all time, Joey Styles, is a unscripted, uncensored announcer and Headline Barley Legal and Paul Heyman and Todd Gordan headline this company! They have the best wrestlers in the world like Tommy Dreamer, Shane Douglas, Sabu, Terry Funk Blue World Order, Public Enemy, the late Bam Bam Bigelow, The Tazmanian Devil, iMPACT! Playas, The Eliminators, The Gangstas, Team 3D, "The Wrestling God" Steve Corino, Rhyno, Rob Van Dam, Raven, F.B.I., Mike Awesome,Albert Snow, Jerry Lynn, and among others. Wrestlers can do whatever they want! This isn't WWE, WCW, nWa or whatever, this is "E, C, "FUCKING" W!"