User:DJSparky

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This page contains material which is kept because it is alleged to be humorous. It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

• Sparky's Law: "The amount of aggravation a security guard gives you is inversely proportional to their actual authority."

• Sparky's Second Law: "When they say 'Aim Away From Face', they ain't kidding..."

• "It's always better to be a pessimist than a optimist. Optimists are always either right, or disappointed. Pessimists are always either right, or pleasantly surprised."

[edit] Special Effects Designer

This user is Canadian, eh? This user's Canada includes Québec. This user supports the Green Party of Canada.

{{{3 This user does something related to technical theatre and is a theatrical technician Theatre Tech This user is a member of WikiProject Stagecraft.

360+ This user has made over 360 contributions to Wikipedia. This editor is a Novice Editor, and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

[edit] Most Recent Article Contributions

• Wikipedia:WikiProject Stagecraft/Terminology - Added the majority of the terms, and corrected links to others.
• Dora Mavor Moore Award‎ - Added the specific awards categories, and some depth.
• Theatrical smoke and fog - Essentially re-wrote article; removed inaccuracies; added significant depth.
• Pyrotechnics - Added depth and technical knowledge.
• Pyrotechnician - Created article.