Portal:Discworld/Quotes/10

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The Archchancellor was the first one to recover.
'Windle!' he said. 'We thought you were dead!'
He had to admit that it wasn't a very good line. You didn't put people on a slab with candles and lilies all round them because you think they have a bit of a headache and want a nice lie down for half an hour.
-- Reaper Man