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[edit] Human Language
[edit] English
In theory, I am a native English speaker -- however, my facility with English is rather irregular. Of the four parts of language, my skills in writing are by far the best when measured by an academic standard.
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Life on the Alta/Baja border, man |
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Maritimes, Newfoundland and Quebec, yah |
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I am truly blessed that my family hails from Charleston and New Orleans |
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Mix |
This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. |
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Which ought to be self-evident, from the forgoing data |
[edit] Romance
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Spanish (Castellano e idioma de México) |
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Ladino |
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French |
fro-1 |
Icest faitre poet assister a un nivel bas de la langue francor. |
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Asturian |
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Catalan |
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Latin |
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Occitan |
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Portuguese |
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Haitian (epi Kreyol Lwiziyen) |
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Japanese 日本語 |
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Mandarin 中文 |
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Wen 文言文 (literary Chinese) |
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Cantonese 粵語/粤语 |
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Classical Greek Αρχαία Ελληνική |
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Nahuatl (Aztecan) |
[edit] Grammar
[edit] Grammar & Usage
snuk |
This user says snuck. |
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…in. |
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. |
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[edit] Punctuation
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A, B, and
A and B |
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing. |
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its |
This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is). |
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’s |
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
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… |
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately.... |
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[edit] Programming
Note to world: my usual attitude towards my putative programming skills is "don't ask, don't tell". I developed these skills because they were necessary to the pursuit of other goals. I do not, outside of database development, consider myself to be any sort of programmer. The following is offered for completeness' sake -- except where otherwise noted, assume absolute minimal ability.
C-0 |
This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C). |
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The latter, not the the former |
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Strange but true |
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If I have, oh, say, all the time in the world |
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For the same reasons I can use Ada |
for |
This user can program in Fortran. |
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Inevitable result of using programmable calculators |
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Extensively -- for fun, even |
php |
This user can program in PHP. |
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Very badly, but improving steadily |
bash |
This user is a bash scripter. |
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True to my dinosaur nature, I still use Bourne shell by preference |
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This should surprise no one |
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With amazing inaccuracy, yes |
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In my sleep |
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This user can typeset using LaTeX. |
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mysql |
This user writes programs that access MySQL. |
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Whenever possible |
sql |
This user uses SQL queries to locate car keys. |
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...and anything else of import in life |
{{Wiki}} |
This user can write in the MediaWiki language |
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You think this page got here by magic? |